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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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My girlfriend is a scientist (not even like a microbiologist or w/e) and she wants me to stop drinking raw milk

my girlfriend is an engineer (not even a mechanic or w/e) and she wants me to stop driving through intersections with my eyes closed screaming "WEEEEE I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER"

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Jungle vines

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Sketches from when I was practicing coloring 🩷

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🐍🛰️💥🧑‍🚀

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*unzips my blog and pulls out my post in front of you*

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Netsuke of Mother Bat with Two Young, Hō-raku, 19th century

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There are no rules when you show up here Bass beat rattling the chandelier HAPPY NEW YEAR ☆ 2025

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I love how the appeal of planking was rediscovered as a genre in this internet niche

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i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

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EB Games Christmas catalog from 2001

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she let me hit because i’m- [i remember she didn’t actually let me hit] [i remember she never really existed] [i remember the accident] oh my god the accident…

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she’s happy that I’m back!