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WHY AM I THE STUPID ONE WHY AM I THE STIPID ONE WHY AM I THE STUPID ONE WHY AM I THE STUPID ONE WHY IM NOT NOT IM NOT

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Getting drawings through the ugly phase is like sisyphus pushing the boulder

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Abbott staff: our budget is insanely low and everything is falling apart

Mrs. Barbara Howard:

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Narcissus himself couldnt reach my level of self obsession

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Hey guys read or ill explode you with my mind or dont im not your mom

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Abbott Elementary (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Barbara Howard/Melissa Schemmenti Characters: Barbara Howard, Melissa Schemmenti Additional Tags: Oral Sex, Desk Sex, Infidelity, Alternate Universe, Vaginal Fingering, Nylon Kink, Leather Kink, Voice Kink, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Office Sex, power differential Summary:

What if Barbara applied for the job of Principal?

For @collaredgreen 💜

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Business idea where its a bar that sells espresso shots instead of alcohol and whoever drinks the most without getting a heart attack and dying wins

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I regained my nintendo switch!!!! Everybody clap

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anyone else uhh..... anyone else ummmm. anyone else. anyone else, anyone.. anyone, anyone. oh god anyone

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stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

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Tagged by @perigilpin 🔅🔅🔅

Rules: You just got a kind of shitty old car, and it doesn't have bluetooth. You can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting?

Easiest picks of my life

1. Hozier (Special Edition) - Hozier

2. SOUR - Olivia Rodrigo

3. HMHAS - Billie Eilish

4. Sexy To Someone - Clairo

5. AM - Arctic Monkeys

6. SOS Deluxe (Lana) - SZA

7. STRATEGY - TWICE

Tags: @the-frankenman-writes @this-barbie @wryn-polaris @missdarhk and the rest of gang that may emerge

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Crying to the tune of young sheldon

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STRAWBERRIES WITH A SHIT TON OF WHIPPED CREAMMMMMMM!!! 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️

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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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I was lying im actually really normal about everything

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you