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Pjsk x zozo town

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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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sooo bird cage weapon + armor idea

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lalala whimsy and love

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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

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@important-cat-pics

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What Kris and Susie are doing for their school project

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youre not “bad at art” you just need to find a character to latch onto to where you draw them 1 million times and you improve dramatically

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

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i wanted to take a photo of this anglerfish in majoras mask because its stupid smug grin was so silly, but the angle i took it from makes its tail and fin look like its giving me a big happy thumbsup i

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been repeating this in my head all day

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Its funnier in my head

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.