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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

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hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

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kyaaaaa~!! you pervert! *activates a laser grid that cuts you into a dozen bloody cubes*

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im a certified creature, seven days a weature

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give it up, hannibal. i published the callout. now everyone in the FBI task force knows you’re a cannibal and said the f slur untagged

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*grabs you with my mechanical claw* now I’ve grabbed you, with my mechanical claw!

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yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

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Thank you @kasugas and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!why is it giving me this now. I think i have more than that

them announcing the pirate game is really so funny though. like the rgg instagram has been posting y3 screenshots for A While now and in y8 the guys from judgment showed up for literally zero reason at all. and was kiwami 3 or judgment 3 their next announced game even a little. No it's majima's pirate adventures in hawaii fuck you

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them announcing the pirate game is really so funny though. like the rgg instagram has been posting y3 screenshots for A While now and in y8 the guys from judgment showed up for literally zero reason at all. and was kiwami 3 or judgment 3 their next announced game even a little. No it's majima's pirate adventures in hawaii fuck you

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also on this subject omg they got shunsuke daito back :)

so do we think rgg studio just wanted to make a pirate game and had to figure out how to make it part of the yakuza franchise or

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so do we think rgg studio just wanted to make a pirate game and had to figure out how to make it part of the yakuza franchise or

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actually i dont make art for myself. i make art so that i can see “#OUGH” and “#AUGHW” and “#WAAAH” in my notifications

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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

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hey girl is that some stupid fucking bullshit in your pocket or is your penis just horrible and dumb

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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL