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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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nanao

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why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find

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mutuals can dm. they can tag me in the comments. they can post my mutilated corpse on their gore blogs

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my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked greatclub, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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the council just snnounced that it's now "Super-illegal" to draw fanart of that emaciated cheekbone guy from the league of legends cartoon. my heart goes out to everyone affected

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it has been genuinely sooooo so many years but literally every time i hear funiculi funicula or the words pizza and pasta one after another i think of that one ditty song. You know the one

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FORLORN WIGANER: ah... another lost soul, seeking the strength of gravy? I'm afraid you're too late, friend. Pea Wet is all that's left...

'Good as gravy'... a sick joke, it is... [CREEPY LAUGH]

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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I hate when animals are ontologically evil

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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!