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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]

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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

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these images are not mutually exclusive 

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white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

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That 70′s Show: Reefer Madness

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R E S P E C T

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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person: [about to shoot me]

me: wait wait hold on a sec

person: NO I’M GONNA KILL YOU

me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]

person: is this…. mmm whatcha say?

me: shoot me now. i’m ready. i’m at peace.

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a powerful forest spirit visited my yard 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱