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Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? - Episode Six

I'd tell Kettle-kun to run if he hadn't tried already and FAILED

Ohp, he's going for it again. The mad lad

He got mad speed

Then again, I suppose all his base stats are supposed to be S rank

And he walked into a random door. It was nice knowing you Bell

Is THIS how they announce Spicyroll then?

DON'T RUN INTO THE HOUSE YOU TIT

Bell, mah boi, you are anime as hell right now

WHY DID YOU STOP WITH THE RUNNING?!

WHY ARE YOU OPENING MORE DOORS WHEN YOU WERE TRYING TO BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND?!

Well aren't you lucky that she just straight fainted on you

That girl must be legit blind

KETTLE-KUN, I KNOW YOU FEEL THE NEED TO APOLOGISE. BUT YOU REALLY OUGHTA BOOGIE

Okay, compelling idea. If you talk to someone who lives here, or at least works here, you might get a lead on the exit

So, I'm with you're continued conversation with Haruhime

Well that's awful nice of you, Haruhime. Question though: Why dawn? Where am I staying for the intervening time? On what guarantee do I have it that I'm not going to be ridden like a cream dispensing pony in my sleep?!

Answer me these questions three.

SUBTLE

"Yeah. We should get going at dawn. But since I'm doing you this favour, chat with me?" Sounds reasonable, until you realise that all it'd take would be one of the initial group or anyone who watched the war game to catch his voice on their ears and then he's being taken to an actual sex dungeon

AN ACTUAL SEX DUNGEON HARUHIME

Like, I get it Spring Princess. You'd like some company. Can we arrange to meet up later though? Like a time when I'm NOT being chased by lust compelled Amazons who want my sweet Cranel seed?!

What place DOESN'T have four distinct seasons and ISN'T the north or south poles?

And also, PARDONFUCK? They disowned you at Eleven?! Why?! Did you have understandable hesitation at being married off to some guy quadruple your age and they went "Fuck it, she's a bust. YEET!"?

Did you happen to anger your father by being concerned about marrying someone quintuple your age, mayhaps? Because if so, he needs to get as fucked with a power sander

Hold the phone. You were SOLD to the Ishtar famillia?! By who?! Daddums yeeted you from the family if memory serves! Did Mommy pick you up and say "Yeah, I need a pack of fags. So I'm selling you to the red light district for a tenner. Have fun becoming a literal fuck toy!"

Whilst it's cute and all that Spring Princess and Kettle-kun are bonding over tales of heroes. ARE WE JUST GOING TO GLAZE OVER THE BITS WHERE SHE WAS DISOWNED FROM HER FAMILY AND THEN SOLD TO THE ISHTAR FAMILIA?!

Not even just straight sold to the red-light district. Disowned AND THEN sold to them

It's bad either way, but FUCK

Hermes is about to get his mack on whether he wants to or not it seems

dials 999 Moshi moshi, keisatsu desu ka?

So... how many women do we have in the harem now?We have Bestia, Lil' Lili, Freya, Ais (debatably), that one chick from the pub (Syr, was it?), his handler and now Haruhime. I've probably missed a couple of people from this list too!

AND WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT SPRING PRINCESS?!

You go where you please, as you please, how you please!

I'll fuckin' fight anyone who told you otherwise

Bonus points if it's the toad looking amazon, because dear lord a beat down extraordinaire could only improve her looks shudders

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING NOW BELL?! DID YOU FORGET THAT A THOUSAND THIRSTY AMAZONS ARE COMING FOR YOUR HESTIA KNIFE?!

AND WHO THE FYUCK SAYS THAT HEROES ONLY SAVE THE PRINCESSES AND THE SAINTS?

!I'LL KICK THEIR ASS TOO!

Would you like a list of reasons why they would save you? Or would it simply be faster to list the reasons why they wouldn't? 'Cause I'll list of the latter list right fuckin' now: THERE AIN'T NO REASON THEY WOULDN'T SAVE YOU

Heroes ain't some kinda class you study in throws Fire Emblem out the door

Everyone has each of their own! A hero is someone who strives to make your life better! It could be that they put their own life in danger to protect yours! It could be that they simply want to spend their life with you to bring you happiness!

Heroes are of all stripes! Just because I'm not one doesn't mean I don't know this

Shit! Maybe I'm someone's hero and I don't know it!

That's the miracle of this! So don't you dare go trying to jam yourself down by saying that no hero would come save you!

SAY SOMETHING KETTLE-KUN!

DON'T JUST LET HER DERIDE HERSELF LIKE THIS

You've disappointed me, Bell

So it was Hermes who was ridden like a cream dispensing pony

YOU'LL FUCKING WHAT, LADY

I have a long list of people I need to fight now it seems. 

Episode link: https://www.crunchyroll.com/en-gb/is-it-wrong-to-try-to-pick-up-girls-in-a-dungeon/episode-6-ishtar-familia-city-of-lust-787164?t=0

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Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? Episode Four

I see what you're doing there Danmachi

Oh Cassandra, it's okay. I believe you

Oh? And what is their Trojan horse?

Sense would say, its the big mo'fucka the little lad is tugging

But fuck sense

"Fire Inferno Flame" Your title makes "Burning Fighting Fighter" sound positively descriptive

Hephaestus is a beaut

Ais has no small bit in this bout

Now show us a good ol' fuck up, Bell and co

Damn thats some impressive shit

How hard has Welf been working to churn THOSE puppies out, I wonder?

I get the feeling we have some galaxy brain reads going on here

Look at Mikoto go! This girl's great!

Damn! Elf girl (whose name I've forgotten, I beg not for forgiveness, only a fair fight) IS DUNKING ON THESE FOOLS!

That seems to be a fuckin' stick too!

Ganaesha's commentary is flawless! As usual

OH SHITI forgot Lili could do that!

YES, let us commence the DUNKING!

Ooooh, Bete can actually say cool things about other people

I wonder how hard he bit his tongue after saying that though?

Oh, Cassandra

You tried so hard

And everyone is going to be so salty at you later about it

OH IT'S CUTE YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON MIKOTO

GET THE DICKHEADS LASS!

With that one little strike, you can turn the tables! The hero's strike!

He's going to get someone who wasn't watching the war game to heal his tongue

And to cry about all the money he won by betting on the Bestia Famillia

THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT A WAR GAME! DON'T PICK FIGHTS YOU AREN'T WILLING TO LOSE

HER NAME IS RYU! No wonder I forgot it

For an entire castle siege in an episode that felt REALLY well paced

Possibly because of their choice of tactics

It's a bit excessive for the 5 of you

BUT FUCK ITYOU DUNKED ON THOSE FOOLS, AND APOLLO GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM

THIS IS A FINE REWARD

Oh hey, if you got all of Apollo's shit. You can probably not be in debt to Hephaestus anymore

Sweet

I'm having a good time here

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Kanato no Astra Episode Five

A month has passed since the search was SUSPENDED?!

WHY WAS THE SEARCH SUSPENDED?!

You live in a space civilisation! 2 months is plenty of time to still be fucking lost!

And you want them all written off as dead already?!

There would be far too much suspicious on McPa to cease investigation!

All the camp equipment, untouched. All 9 students just straight up vanished luggage and all

That would seem to be the work of something else and would warrant further investigation! Assuming a 31 day month at longest passed they spent just under three weeks searching McPa DIDN'T conclude anything was amiss and STOPPED?!

The fuck kinda investigators are these people?!

Did they hire Detective Rage to do the McPa search?!

"What other possibility is there?" THERE. ARE. SEVERAL. HUNDRED. NAY, EVEN SEVERAL THOUSAND POSSIBILITIES

What kind of hack job investigators did you have? Why did it not turn from a search and rescue mission INTO an investigation?!

SO YOU FUCKING THINK KANATA OF ALL PEOPLE JUST DECIDED TO JUMP INTO THE MCPA OCEAN AND DROWN?! Luggage and all?!

AND IT'S YOUR FUCKING DUTY TO PAY THAT ABSURD PRICE! THEY WENT MISSING IN YOUR CAMP PROJECT!

The government should probably toss its bone in too, since this project is likely a government sponsored bit. BUT COME THE FUCK ON

You deposited them on a planet with all the things they'd need to survive, or at least the knowledge to do so

There have got to be NUMEROUS laws and regulations surrounding such an outgoing that mean if it goes tits up in such a way you need to do more than a 2 week search and say "Welp. Despite all the suspicious LACK of activity we see here. The only thing we can conclude is that they all jumped in the ocean and drowned with their luggage."!

DON'T FEED ME THAT HORSE SHIT MAN! MY FATHER WOULD LITERALLY HI-JACK A SPACESHIP IF HE THOUGHT THERE WAS A CHANCE I WAS JUST STRAIGHT STRANDED IN SPACE

KNOWING FULL AND GODDAMNED WELL THAT NOTHING ON THAT PLANET WOULD KILL ME WITHOUT A FIGHT AND THAT I WOULDN'T JUST JUMP AND DROWN MYSELF IN THE SHITTING OCEAN!

And I am disgusted that Kanata's Father thinks that it sounds AT ALL like his son

I DON'T SEE A LOT OF SADNESS AT THAT TABLE

WHAT KIND OF PARENTS ARE THESE?!

I'd have imagined at least one or two of them to have gone: "Yo. Miss Spring is fuckin' right. They could be anywhere! Anything could have happened and yet there hasn't even been an investigation into the suspiciousness of NOTHING being done with the camp equipment?!"

THIS ENTIRE CAST OF ADULTS APPEAR TO BE RETARDS

That or most of them are in on this "Eject the kids into far space" scheme

I AM MAD SUSPICIOUS 

I do love me a beach episode! Whilst I’d have like Yunhua to still have longer hair, her current look is good too.

Oop, girl talk.

Of course Quitterie is egging Aries on to hook up with Kanata

KANATA, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

BUT THERE'S STILL MORE TO GO

Ohp. We have actual group tension building now

Not just the "Anyone could be trying to do us all in from within" bit

OKAY, THEY'RE PAYING OFF THE TENSION NOW

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SUNSHINE!

FUCK, I HAVE A WHOLE ASS WEEK UNTIL WE GET PAYOFF FOR THAT

Link: I ain’t got one this time I’m afraid.

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How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord Episode Four

THE VOM CONTINUES

OH BOY OH BOY THE WOOD YOU'D NEED TO KNOCK ON TO CANCEL THAT ONE

Well then. Celes better have some good shit up her sleeve, and really someone who can erect a barrier that powerful in the first place should have some manner of fire power

Gods damnit where the hell did Galluk even GET a dagger made of evil?

I get the feeling Galluk was just easy prey with his rather haughty pride taken down like eighteen notches by Diablo

That didn't sound like a healthy noise when those mage escorts raised staves against Gregore

Seems like it might have gotten Gregory

... Yeah, I'm terrible, sue me

Well how are you gonna get out of this one?

Ooooh. That looks like it's got some hustle

I say that and then

Oh look, PVP fodder

Your priorities are skewed there Goldy

But whatever, Pretend you can put up a fight

Level 50 is supposedly kinda haughty in this version of Cross Reverie

ARE WE NOT GOING TO THROW OUT SOME SUPPORT MAGIC LADIES?!

Damage buffs? Defensive buffs? SOMETHING TO HELP THE DICK HEADS FIGHTING A BOSS MONSTER FOR YOU?!

Ooof. I repeat. WHERE IS THE SUPPORT MAGIC?

We need some mag def, phys def, phys atk and some stamina replenish spells going on in here

CAN NOT THE MAGES ASSOCIATIONS LEADER MUSTER EVEN THAT?! 

SHIT. I GOT CAUGHT UP AGAIN

THAT WAS FUCKIN' BALLIN' THOUGH

Not quite "Froze the entire fucking man eating forest". But he did just obliterate about 70 remaining boss class monsters AND cripple their Vanguard

Interesting statement BUT WE'LL TAKE IT

I love the shit talking Diablo puts out

Oh boy, more top class roasts coming

Damn. He's just fucking with this guy

Which is fitting considering this guys favourite past time

Oh this is GREAT

How WILL we be putting shit lord McGee down, Diablo?

DAMN THAT'S FUCKIN' COLD

This is nice

Oh goodness I LOVE IT

OH GODS. I APPRECIATE THIS

They've earned this ecchi scene.

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

PREDICTABLE? FUCK YEA

BUT I LOVE IT

A nice "Death is real" wake up call without having to go through the cliche's too hard

Oh? Is the NEET going to start blending with our ham?

OKAY. I'LL BITE. WHAT

I MEAN. I LIKE, BUT WAT

I MEAN. YES, SHE HAS A POINT. BUT I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE KIND OF PERKY YOU NEED OR WANT RIGHT NOW

RKO OUTTA NOWHEREWE HAD AN EARLY EPISODE 3 RKO IN ISLAND AND IN HAM CHEESECAKE WE GET A MUCH APPRECIATED LATER ONE

Rem, it's kind of hard for her not to. Her breasts are VERY large

Oh gods, this is terrible. But I like this because they've EARNED some cheesecake

WHAT IN GODS GREEN EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WALTZING INTO SOMEBODY'S ROOM LIKE THAT?!

I think a little more of Sylvie than that, and so should you Diablo

NOW THAT IS A QUEST I CAN GET BEHIND

I also like that it takes a good while to recover a lot of MP. And for Diablo that kind of MP he spent for those shenanigans was probably more than a fair chunk of this world combined

Link: How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord Episode 4

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Island Episode Three

You were all not waiting for it, because lets face it, who really likes looking at the trash? BUT BEHOLD MORE SHIT TALKING ABOUT ISLAND

It's been more than a week and I've entirely forgotten the little not-vampire's name

Well at least it explains why you're the one cleaning it

I was about to give your employers shit for sending you out on what should be the duty of the Island's administration

Then again I suppose Mona the Vampire IS technically part of one of the three Ruling Families as was

DROP KICK OUTTA NOWHERE

RKO

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM POOFY?!

Where did you even come from?!

You just appeared as though summoned by the need to make a shitty relationship joke

I do not trust any discussion that ends with "Let's discuss the plan"

Oh. The plan was to bunk off work and go for a dip? I presume our lady who dost lack Vitamin D gave her blessing for this?

So she DIDN'T, her name is RINNE and this is BAIT! GOT IT

Aight poofy. But we aren't trying to lure out Amano-Iwato. We're trying to lure out someone with a severe lack of Vitamin D since she hasn't been terribly on board with accepting injections if you catch my drift

Granted I suppose this has SOME merit. Since these are probably among the few friends she has and I don't think many people really gallivant about on her family's PRIVATE BEACH to make her feel jealous of such

I just hope this doesn't wind up with her docking your wages

Because FUTURE MAN or not, you're going to need fiscal resources of the present for the time being boyo 

Part of me wonders why Poofy has a card with "Kya kya Fufufu" on it. Part of me thinks I don't care and just want to see how badly this ends up

I WANT TO PURGE THAT IMAGE OF POOFY IN THAT SWIMSUIT FROM EXISTENCE

DEAR FUCKING GOD IT'S TERRIBLE

MY EYES! MY DELICATE EYES

You have weird dreams. You know that, Rinne?

Yep. We usually call such things dreams. ALTHOUGH THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE

Seriously though, I don't even like that kind of Bikini on women built more like future Poofy. LET ALONE ON PRESENT POOFY

Oh, they're scripts

YOUR ACTING IS TERRIBLE KAREN

Your Seiyuu's acting however is fucking fantastic, it takes good shit to be able to act a character acting badly

OH BOY. BACK TO RINNE NIGHTMARE LAND

Also her curtains aren't drawn, door is open and light flooding in over an unblanketed Rinne

Nice reinforcement without secondary iteration that she DOESN'T have Vampirism... or the Soot Blight

I've even forgotten what the sodding Not-Vampirism disease is, that I called Setsuna wouldn't be able to read properly when he first encountered it

... I WILL BURN THE ISLAND TO THE GROUND. FOR EVEN GENERATING A SHITTY DREAM THAT RESULTED IN SOME STRING BIKINI POOFY GETTING ANIME FALLEN INTO

DEUS VULT ISLANDERS

WHY IS THAT IN THE SCRIPT?! IS THIS INFLUENCING RINNE'S DREAM? POOFY'S NAME IS SARA?!

Y'all are terrible

JUST FUCKING PLAY ON THE BEACH! ACTUALLY DO SOME VOLLEY BALL! SWIM! MAKE A FUCK ASS SAND CASTLE! DO SOMETHING!

snrk This is good too

Rinne is awake, and after nightmare fuel like that why wouldn't she be?

YES! RUB THE OIL ON HER SETSUNA

REALLY KNEAD IT IN

It sounds actually well acted up by Rinne

Which I'm not sure how terrified I should be

RINNE MARCHES INTO BATTLE. SHE CHOOSES THE CORRECT BATTLE GARMENT

YOU NEED ONE THAT IS CONSERVATIVE YET MAXIMIZES YOUR APPEAL POINTS. I suggest the blue one of the options currently before me. Modest, yet accentuates your finer aspects without seeming like a blatant attempt to do so

THEN DO SOMETHING SARA

ACTUALLY GET SOME SUN TAN OIL GOING?

PLAY SOME ACTUAL VOLLEY BALL

SAND CASTLE

BURY SETSUNA

MELON SPLIT

Bury a melon and split Setsuna! ... wait

I applaud your dedication to pretending you have not-vampirism Rinne, I really do

Was the space suit REALLY necessary? Where did you even HAVE that?... okay YES the space suit was probably necessary since even a glance of sunlight on a victim of Sootperism could fuck their day up

But still, goddamnit Rinne

And then she fucking died. The end

That's good. Try it next time WITHOUT THE SPACE SUIT

I'M RELEARNING SO MANY THINGS

GOOD TIMES

I'm actually kinda into this seriesI'm just terrible at keeping up

D'aw this is kinda sweet. I like Rinne

Abandoned shack, this only spells good things

I mean heck, when have abandoned shacks been ANYTHING but signs of good will, friendship and the undying spirit of familial love in the world?

I love Sara's and Karen's dedication to their game. Creepy abandoned shack? Stick to the RP and investigate

Actual bonus points that their immediate reaction wasn't to scream, summon Setsuna and run off after telling him that they wanted to know what was inside

Naturally Setsuna would be needed to prise open the door

Granted, why ARE we so set on waltzing in? What happens if somebody is actually in? Or this is like Rinne's old forgotten store house of beach shit?

Oh good, Setsuna quickballs the idea that this is probably owned by the Ohara family

RINNE IS HAVING A VIETNAM FLASHBACK

RINNE HAS EXPERIENCED AN UNKNOWN ERROR

FORCE SHUT DOWN HAS OCCURRED

QUICK! Unplug her for a bit then plug her back in and turn her on

Well Nam flashbacks don't tend to happen to people who've lead wonderful fairy tale lives of excellence and splendour Karen. So yeah, I suspect some shit went down in or around there

Setsuna, Karen's already seen it and Sara is waiting to honey trap murder you. This is not the time

Oh. A diary of strange shit that's happened whilst he's been on the Island

Sensible thing to have in all fairness, especially for an amnesiac

I'd give them some MAJOR bonus points if the connections aren't apparent when we start finding things out but then a last piece of the puzzle falls in and all the points connect

Granted I don't think that'll happen

Rinne, honey. I'm not done in the open bath yet! The sign is set and everything!

Ah, of course they're rich enough to have two outdoor baths

Because it isn't suspicious at all to have met a boy named Setsuna in a shed at night

Oooh? Montage time?

It's probably for the best in some ways to allow some time to pass and to put Setsuna on even footing with everyone. Since he has an inherrant bonus with Rinne

Even montaging past a FESTIVAL? Interesting, that's usually a crucial flag raising moment

It even has the hand hold moment, which is again, another usually critical moment

What IS your game plan, Island?

Setsuna, get of your high horse. Remember her daddy issues?

Wow. Sounds like she's got some interesting familial relationships just generally, not limited to Daddykins

Christ dude, Let what little hair you have down a moment

I don't see the problem with her working part time for the Ohara family

This could be a quirk of Japanese culture, it could be the more likely thing of this guy being a dickwaffle so dickish he was banned from waffle house for fear of tainting the waffles in his vicinity

Staring at the machine will reap no benefits Young Sara

No. She just wants to make a lot of money, piss her Dad off and then bow and scrape to him for the rest of eternity. HAVE YOU MET KAREN? OF COURSE SHE WANTS OFF THIS BUMBLEFUCK ISLAND

... On one hand, you have a point. On the other, I think there is a bit more to it than that

Perhaps the realisation hit that she would need currency once she blew this Popsicle stand and vied to get some before setting sail?

Those girls will always tilt me when they go off in perfect sync

Manly ass slippers Setsuna

Not that I don't approve. They look great

THAT WAS QUITE THE TUMBLE

... I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS

Link: Island Episode 3

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How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord Episode Three

The working world is for dogshit kids. BUT THIS AIN'T THE TIME FOR GRIPING ABOUT WORK

ANIME

LET'S ROLL OUT THE HAM CHEESECAKE

Aight, that was a tame and ominous opener

... I just sat through that entire encounter

Allow me to retrospect

I love the high level game strats going through Diablo's head as he faces this guy

Before realising that he's basically PVP fodder

Also, BISHI SPARKLES

A dip in the water would be lovely

I'd say "Feel free to skinny dip" but I don't know what would and wouldn't be registered as a command by the collar

She rocks her shoulders AWFULLY quickly for someone carrying that much rack

Believe me, I'm not even sure about my OWN ability to clear party events like that

CHILD WE ARE LITERALLY ON GUILD BUSINESS

Terribly TRIVIAL guild business, true. BUT GUILD BUSINESS NONE THE LESS

  They go to the next level with Shera's "boob sfx". I quotation it because, well, THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE KINDS OF NOISES OUTSIDE OF ANIME

I mean jesus. It's getting to the point where I'M ceasing to care about it

I will continue to love how the NEET shines through his character every now and then

Determined sky staring. I salute the strength of thy roleplay once more Diablo

Yeah... I'm really starting to lose interest in Shera. We got a flicker of determination and courage last episode. Today? Today Shera is acting like a child and pressing helium balloons masquerading as tits up against Diablo

Would explain the way they SOUND too

Believe me. I'd love to be in Diablo's POSITION right now. But as a viewer I grow tired of their incessant focus upon Shera's breasts. WE GET IT. SHE HAS HUGE TITS. Do the "animebounce.wav" sfx every time she turns to quickly and have them bounce around as she goes. BY THE THIRD EPISODE YOU SHOULD BE OVER FOCUSING SO HARD ON THEM

The audience will keep focusing on them to some degree because, well, boobs are great! But the camera should be doing other things

THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER THAT RUMOURS AREN'T JUST GOING TO BITE PEOPLE IN THE ASS

Aight. Y'all keep saying "Fallen", like what? They had a hard time going down stairs? Shit ass adventurers forgot to pack up pitfalls and some kinda society flourished in them so you call them Fallen?

Oooooh. We're ratcheting up the difficulty on Mr Lvl150

Well Shera my dear, these guys are going to get fucking rekt like the scrubs they are

Awful dark

Ooooh, are we getting some world building now?I can dig it

Good to see that he has an understanding of his limits. I mean heck, he probably knows the breadth of his power better than anyone even in his old world did

I like this nameless guard mook. He's shaking in his fuckin' boots but he'll hold the line to save the citizen's he's sworn to

That is a rude as hell yet BADASS way to say "I'll hold the line."

Celes coming to check that orgasms have no effect on the seal? remembers it's hereditary Well that HAS to have been at least SOMEWHAT tested

"It's reckless to fight them alone!" BOI, you were ready to DIE earlier. I ain't dying here

Ooooh, that is a lot of big bois

Of course he'll be careful! He's only held back on a level 30 Salamander and STILL fucked a good share of cobblestone

Well, yeah. First time you've had a party of any sort

Damn! That is some haughty talk there

snrk This can only end well

OH FINALLY SOMEONE IN ANOTHER WORLD WHO'LL ACTUALLY DISCHARGE THE DICKHEADS ABUSING THEIR ASSOCIATIONS NAME

Still catchy as fuck

Even if it lacks the OOMPH that Diablo gives it

Oh boy. We sowin' seeds of doubt! You see, it's a wonderful turnaround from "TIDDIES EVERYWHEYA!" to "You're buddy might well be the very thing we want to destroy."

TO BE FAIR! That could be a plot of the fallen

Wat

DUDE. YOU LITERALLY ABUSED YOUR POWERS AND POSITION. Powers: In town SALAMANDER. Position: YOU SET A TRAP UNDER THE NAME OF THE ASSOCIATION IN THE HOPES OF GETTING THE GUY WHO BLEW UP YOUR SALAMANDER KILLED!

In NO universe would you NOT get kicked out for that shit

He has gone ACTUALLY mad

NO! YOU HURT OTHER PEOPLE

Nah brah. You're the only crazy one here

That is one evil lookin' dagger

DEAR FUCK IT HAS AN EYE HILT

KILL IT WITH FIRE

... Oh boy

Well this doesn't seem to be progressing like a normal stab wound

Who wants to place bets on him becoming a Fallen?

Remember kids, winners don't shank themselves with Eye Hilt daggers of evil

... AIGHT. So has Galluk been supplanted by "Gregore"?

Seems like

Main character potential inbound?

That sounds like a challenge

Well, the edge of my seat just got a fair amount of attention

Link: How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord Episode 3

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How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord Episode Two

We just started episode of this shit show and it's ALREADY going great

You are very right Diablo. Boobs are awesome

OH BOY. SHERA AWAKENS TO THE GROPING

"You shouldn't do stuff like this until you recognise me as your master." Priorities in order I see

Act boldly with dignity. Good to see he still has to get his bearings about going into the character

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT DIABLO

That day, people all around the world stopped for just a second as a wave of pure tsundere passed over them followed by the accompanying shriek of retribution

You're not selling it there Rem

Shera whilst it is so blatantly obvious that even you can tell it. Don't state such, you only amplify the tsun particulate of the tsundere

Jesus those things bounce

Setting up some world politics, nice

Oh boy. We gonna find out that his level is stupid high? I mean, he STATED it's 150. But it could be much higher or lower depending on the metric since this MAY not be straight Cross Reverie

Aight, whilst I enjoy the fact that Shera has very large assets. Can we not KEEP focusing on them and Rem's when they have a spat?

Oh boy. Diablo is doing well but also fudging something awful

I give the strength of his role play a solid pass

I wonder how this is gonna play out

Madara snake in the man eating woods where super strong monsters go about

Eh quit yer bitching. You have Diablo's stamina now Mr NEET

I wish that Shera's assets would act like they had the weight they did. Then again not everyone can or wants to give as much attention to breast physics as Manyuu Hikenchou

Oh? Interesting that Shera seems to be more area aware than the other two. Granted Diablo is essentially a NEET stuck in a different yet real world so his lack of awareness is to be expected

SWEET JESUS FUCK

Oh boy. Do I detect a white knight? Well... elf ranger... BUT HE CAN STILL APPLY TO THE TROPE POSITION OF WHITE KNIGHT

... WAT

Aight, so that explains why the Elven Rangers are here and where seemingly ready to perform an ambush. But how did you conclude that he was a slave trader? He's not holding them by anything and the collars... okay fine they ARE magic collars so we'll see how this plays out

Shera, honey, I understand. But their major issue is that you seem to be in an enslavement collar and in the company of a man.You can see why the Elven Ranger squad MIGHT be a shade pissed at Diablo, no?

BACK PEDAL A BIT HERE FOR ME TIDDIES? "Nii-san" needs you to bear an heir for him?

AIGHT. WE GOING TO ELF LAND! WE TAKING COMMAND OF THIS SHIT SHOW

Aight, this may be more of a childhood friend "Nii-san" rather than ACTUAL older sibling. Still, you go girl. Stand up for your right to marry a person of your choice

She's right you know? She just managed to summon Diablo here, who can reflect magic

So they tried to follow through with the subjugation ritual and POOF they got hit with it rather than him

BY FORCE YOU SAY?!

laughs into infinity and beyond

SWEET BUTTERED FUCK

Damn good tongue lashing you seem able to give there Diablo

Tsundere protocol activated in Rem again it seems

"Are you choosing Rem?" What? Krebskulm is a big fuckin' problem and if you haven't noticed I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND SAYING I'M A DEMON LORD FROM ANOTHER WORLD

Which I'll give him is FUCKIN' catchy

Aight, your logic is fairly sound. And I'll admit it took me a moment to realise she probably meant "Choosing Rem as a Master" rather than "Choosing Rem as a woman"

She pushed him down and yet he gropes her. I'll grant those things act like they're REALLY soft yet firm enough to bounce back

has never touched a breast in his life

I like how his role play is falling down a little now that he is STRAIGHT GROPING HER

Which I suppose is fair because Diablo has about as much experience as I do in the field of bed room antics with women. WHICH IS SHIT DIDDLY NOTHING

SHE HAS NIPPLES

REPEAT. SHE HAS NIPPLES

"She totally caught me!" XD

I'm loving this

THAT AIN'T HARD TO DO SHERA

YOU KINDA OUTSIZE WATERMELONS

Diablo's fuckin' cracking me up

AND NOW IT'S EVEN STAKES FOLKS. HE'S MADE BOTH GIRLS CUM LIKE HOWLER MONKEYS

SHE HAS A PURPLE FUCKING AURA AND A STING OF BAD TIMES MUSIC

TSUN IS IN FULL FORCE

THAT'S YOUR ISSUE HERE?!

I'm forever going to be tilted by how the drawing of Shera in the first part of the ED looks like she's broken her hips to get BOTH her rack and her butt to show in the same profile

I personally love how they differ from other Isekai with this by having our main not JUST be a guy out of his depth trying to act like he knows what he's doing. But by having him use his character role play as the crutch of his social existence 

Link: How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord Episode 2

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ISLAND Episode Two

Crunchyroll is determined to make me look at Maihime's cousin's ass 

Friend:  [Aliens.jpg] Fanservice

I mean, there are worse asses to stare at in this life. But there is more to it than just the booty.

Normally I'd say something demeaning about myself but I can't have an opinion of my own ass since I can't look at very well and even if I could it would probably be a resounding "Meh"

AH AT LAST WE PAN UPWARDS FROM THE BOOTY

Friend: My eyes are up here

Funny thing is we are facing her back and even when we get some of her face her eyes aren't in sight

Also, she's apparently a fucking vampire

A disease? You mean VAMPIRISM?!

"Soot blight syndrome" aight. I'll bite, THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL SMOKING HERE THAT THE SOOT MAKES VAMPIRISM?!

Aight lady you're fast balling a lot of things at us. And no, we're not going to contract vampirism to keep you company as a "Prince of the night"

Well that's an opener. Granted it follows neatly on from last episode so I can't complain

OH LOOK. A FLIER FOR THE MAID JOB. I WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY

... you know thinking on it. I might be able to understand a slightly more territorial policy like the one Mayor Butthurt propogates if they have cases of FUCKING VAMPIRISM on the titular Island

OH COME ON SETSUNA. THIS IS LAUNDRY FOR A HOUSE OWNED BY A WOMAN (or at least with one woman known to be present) KNICKERS WERE ALWAYS GOING TO BE PART OF THE THINGS TO HANG ON THE LINE

It's not like you went into your own undergarments drawer and procured them

GROW UP

You were mopping anyways. A spill isn't the worst thing to happen

Half the usual and he's got at least one 10,000 yen bill present

I mean, failing all else they are making sure their maids get to fucking live off of working for them

Sweet christ they were a unified chorus

You should go to the shrine library to get them checked for evil spirits

Well no-one can say he isn't putting his back into it. Completed the days work AND it's still very sunny outside

Must be like early afternoon

Maybe ask your Vampire princess once she's roused from her slumber with a fresh bag of AB negative

Odd that the library would be closed at the end of a school day. You'd have thought that they'd have someone at least holding the fort for the inevitable bout of students who'd want to get some studying done

Granted I appreciate Setsuna trying to seek the information elsewhere. Though I do wonder if he'd even recognise the kanji for Soot Blight Syndrome if he just read it in the library and might misread it and be left scratching his head

The library on the Island might well have the resources to research their island specific vampirism

Oh shit an Oonusa. I’ve no idea what one DOES with an Oonusa. But dat be it

... Aight child. We need to have a talk about the abuse of the Gods powers for assassination attempts

"Let's go to my honey zone in the library." Assassination doesn't work so well when I know what you're up to you know?

Wonder what Mayor Butthurt's game is adopting a sodding shrine maiden

Granted this COULD be yet further hammering in the idea that this guy is a douche nozzle. But I'd like to think better of this. I've seen Visual novels with asshole characters actually having reasonable motives for acting in such dickish ways

Good grief. Who'd go to burn down a freaking shrine of all places?!

I suppose the Three Families in Urashima are something of the driving force behind the Barbatossian "NO! OUTSIDERS! EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" which probably would make people a little miffed at them

OH BOY. STORY TIME

Okay. That's a nice dodge of the pendulum of bullshit. Well done Sara

I think Loli Maiden’s name is Sara anyways

OH BOY. INCEST LORE

Friend: WHA

THE ISLAND HAS INCEST LORE

Friend: https://i.imgur.com/GleCwqI.mp4

JESUS. I mean... to some degree I understand. BUT CURSING MONSTROSITY UPON THEM?!

Friend:  Hits red button and runs away

This is a long ago thing

They're not trying to champion it. But still, I respect the nope

Uh huh... interesting lore

Kinda counter to our boys instructions that "Setsuna must die"

Friend:  Oh I know you'd be going into convulsions if they had championed it. My nope comes from that sort of lore typically being used as edgy drama-bait rather than legitimate storytelling

Luckily this is lore and they were rather swift to go over it and the repercussions of it, or more so the repercussions of both it and jealous women

Friend:  Hand still hovering over the red button

The thrust of the lore is the idea that since Rinne topped herself the Shrine Maiden who cursed her said "Yo. She'll be reborn later in time, and if y'all can re-unite I'll undo the curse." Which seems to be good since it won't be incest at that point and they can let their love go about itself

RATHER than "INCEST" and hoping that we all press 800 nope buttons stacked atop one another and fire ourselves into an alternate dimension where we can keep watching it

That's convenient. I mean granted the library on the Island probably WOULD have books about their local vampirism disease

"I'm ready, so lets do this." Oh, you've finally finished setting up your honey trap? 

I don't have the heart to tell her that she REALLY should do this when her hopeful victim isn't present and aware

Oooh. Are we getting actual plot or is our Shrine Maiden ACTUALLY more cunning than an upturned cup of milk

"The reason why you exist." I could have given you that reason ages ago with Sex Ed 101

Tab A into Slot B, jostle as necessary until goop. Wait 9 months and hopefully a sentient potato falls out of Slot B

BECAUSE SHE HAS READ THE SCRIPT SETSUNA

OH SHIT SHE MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN THAT CUNNING

That was your plot armour reacting to potential plot ending events

You're being awful rude, Setsuna. 

You know there can be more than one maid for a house. Whilst it may not necessarily NEED more than one maid since Setsuna pretty handily did everything before the sun was even close to setting

Oh look. Vampire princess

She set out incense when she was setting up a honey trap to murder me

Get with the program Rinne

Setsuna, you can't drag people in for an interview. Even if they're leaving in a huff

LOSING MEMORIES AND CAVING TO YOUR PARENTS BULLSHIT ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS! I CAN MAKE MORE MEMORIES. IF YOU GIVE IN TO YOUR PARENTS ISN'T THAT THE END OF YOUR FREEDOM?!

D'aw, that's nice Setsuna. You haven't put your best foot forward about it though

... GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SETSUNA.

At least you're reflecting upon your acted self importance

That's not a bad way of looking at it Rinne

"It's destiny." There's been a lot of that talk. I wonder if we're going to get a story I like where Destiny gets fucked and Setsuna forges himself a relationship of his own choosing. Or if Destiny in this is actually benign and just wants to help get lovers get into a healthy romance rather than one made of nope

"You'll remember soon enough." I thought you didn't have much in the way of memories from before you hurtled counter to time either?

Ah plot summer break

The ultimate hand wave to highschoolers gallivanting about at all hours

Why must you push Karen's buttons Setsuna?

I mean. YEAH, I DID. But 1,000,000 YEN?!... granted Setsuna did get a hefty paycheck even at half of the rate he would normally get it seemed

Yeah. I'd imagine your mom wouldn't take kindly to Mayor Butthurt's bullshit. Especially if she's anything like the basis for some of your personality

It may well have been 5 years ago honey but you don't sound exactly over it

He's been on Urashima for like 3 days Karen, how do you expect him to know the best places to be

I'm not even sure how far 1,000,000 yen will GET you. Assuming that you can even convince someone with a boat to take you there

HEY I WAS FUCKIN' RIGHT. HE COULDN'T READ IT ON HIS OWN

Still does put the idea of this vampirism and its things into check. Do wonder though why Rinne doesn't take the anti-vamp meds

"You went on a secret date with Karen?" If by "secret date" you mean doing the sodding shopping, then yes, secret date

Christ, you sound almost spurned for someone who was TRYING TO MURDER ME YESTERDAY

Ooooh. Cutting right to the thick of it. I like you Setsuna

CALLED IT

I'm unsure about how... wait. I think I get it. They were originally persecuted for cutting them off from the mainland and they put in those ideas to help assuage the peoples rightful ire

Aight I re-read it and it lost me again

Still I can see Karen's idea that Rinne contracting it is just an excuse. But by the same token IT'S FUCKING VAMPIRISM. YOU DON'T WANT THAT SHIT SPREADING

But by the same token. HOW HAVEN'T THEY DIALED UP THE MAINLAND AND ASKED FOR MEDICAL ASSISTANCE?!

"To protect the island" I can see how cutting themselves off protects the mainland. But not the island

Setsuna, come back to earth with us. YOU CAME FROM THE FUTURE! YOU TOOK THE NAME SETSUNA SINCE IT'S ALL YOU REMEMBERED THE REST WAS ALMOST WHIMSY

I mean... maybe? But on a different note, like 90% of that was twisty turvy nonsense

I'm gonna go back and listen again

Nope. Still don't get it

SHE ISN'T A VAMPIRE

Aight, that makes sense

D'aw that's sweet that she wants Setsuna to save Rinne

Nice. We're gently kicking the "Prophecied couple" routine in the head early

Less nice, Setsuna that's not a great way to approach it

... I mean granted I'D probably do it that way, But still, not good. I mean heck, Rinne may well have something more going on rather than just thinking "I'm the Rinne reincarnation."

Ooof! That looks like it hurt

Oh good. Mind palace. Not actual speech

Alrighty. He's handling this better than in his mind palace

You're awful hooked on this idea of Destiny, Rinne

... THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS LADY! LETTING THINGS REMAIN AS THEY ARE WON'T KEEP SETSUNA AS "YOUR" SETSUNA

Good thing is. She's aware that she ISN'T actually a vampire. Bad thing is: She thinks that if things remain as is then everything is fine

Aight, this is proving interesting

Even if I don't get their idea of Island prosperity

Link: ISLAND Episode 2

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Darling in the Fraxx Episode Twenty Four

It's time

Hell of a honeymoon

"Even so-" I'll get the three pointer with this bomb. I guarantee it

"And I'm going even deeper in." Oh boy. Maybe it's Hiro who's fuck powered

"More enemies." Time to slam some jams

Well no-one can deny the efficacy of that death beam

You are literally inside a waifu bot. The robot IS your Waifu.

You have those?

A pioneer of passing living beings through your vag

You're a lot more personable when you don't have a stick up your ass Nana 2.0

This is nice

I'm liking this. Ikuno seems to rock her white and blue tipped hair better than you'd think

Are you going to try and draft marriage paper work for you and Ichigo, Ikuno?

Futoshi may not be a reliable source for healthy consumption habits

Ohp, its the daily deployment of the black and blue squids.

I'm getting serious Gun Buster vibes

'cause that's not morbid at all. Just standing by Zero Two's CALCIFIED HUSK

No time to just fuck with the stars and possibly hundreds of potential life harbouring planets. Gotta fire up the death beam to clean out the pests

And consequently ALSO fuck up potentially hundreds of life bearing planets

Not encouraging Zero Two

YOUR WAIFU IS PUSHING OUT A POTATO FROM HER VAG! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS SHIT

THAT'S A ROBOT. IT'S AWAKE AND NOT SHRIEKING TO HIGH HEAVEN

Daw, this is sweet

Now the other guys have to figure out how to attract a woman and get some ACTION goin'

THIS IS SO FUCKING SWEET

Goro gets to go be the best boy for everyone on this land mass

I've also gotta stick my dick into trouble here and there to show hiim I ain't no bitc

hHE STOLE A KISS! THE MADMAN

Well that fucking spear they made a point of taking with them didn't fare very well against Waifu bot

It's been a long ass fuckin' time it seems

Waifu bot is getting beat up and Hiro is finally remembering what sleep is

Oh shit. TIME FOR THE CLINCHING DUNK

WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM

Oh shit, they mass produced Hringhorni. Which doesn't make much sense since they'd need to have gotten FUCK LOADS of Klaxxosaurs back to their home base to get those shits en masse

Oh dear.

Aight, we gonna get some Gurren Lagann shit going here?

OH NOW YOU REGRET GOING DICK FIRST INTO TROUBLE?! WELL THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR THAT

FOREVER AND ALWAYS. WE GO DICK FIRST INTO TROUBLE HIRO

THAT'S HOW THIS SHIT ROLLS

AIGHT. LET'S FUCKIN' GO

PLUNGE DEEP INTO THEIR TENDER NETHER REGIONS

YES, YES! SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!

Well they fucking diedI guess the psych link worked both ways? And they just know that Earth won the Space Jam with the clutch dunk in the final seconds?

Jesus the light reached there INSTANTLY and lasted for three DAYS? 

Goodness

I mean, there is every chance it occured out of the blue one day whilst they were busy praying at Zero Two's husk

This is nice

I love how they left Hiro's childish drawing in

Is that a proposal Hachi?

Have I said how much I love shit like this?

BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE IT

THEIR FUCKING AHOGE'S ARE FENCING! HOLY SHIT!

Futoshi's voice sounds so much richer now! It fits him!

GORO AND ICHIGO BECAME AN ITEM. GOOD

Ichigo needed someone who cared for her and Goro needs someone who can think

"Your mental age disagrees." Miku, you're amazing. You and Zorome should hook up if you haven't already

This is really good. But I get the feeling this time lapse is going to give rise to something yet greater

That is one DETERMINED Cherry blossom tree

That's cute

I much preferred the ending we got for our Squad 13 guys though

Link: Darling in the Franxx Episode 24

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Darling in the FranXX Episode Twenty Three

CRUNCHYROLL THOUGHT THEY COULD HOLD ME BACK FROM IT

LET'S FUCKIN' GO DARLING IN THE FRANXX

Friend:  "More." "We don't have any. There is no more." "MORE."

"I'll stay behind." Aight, that's fair. Your waifu is here after all

Whether he KNOWS that or not is anyone’s guess right now

Failing all else he's being honest, rather than the aloof cunt Mitsuru we had in the earlier episodes

"I don't expect anything from you." and that is exactly why he's gonna rock your world all over again when he gets his memories of plowing your mound back

Zero Two blankly stares into the sky. Her mind still much more active than your average Moe-blob's

Not least because her brain is in ACTUAL space squaring up with the digiborg

Mother ship Klaxxosaur. Oh boy. GOOD TIMES ABOUND

WE GOIN' TO SPACE

Friend:

Thank you Tim Curry

Now, question: How did we soop up the Franxx without Doc Lolicon?

I mean, we even stitched a G canceller in there somehow

Jesus fuck the planets gone red

That is a remarkably deep thought for you Hachi. Well I suppose without Papa's dick in your brain you were always gonna have a little more room in there to use

"We nines can be both Stamen and Pistil." So you're Bi Franxxual, eh?

"Give me a taste of what you can do!" Blondie, you're in no position to be saying cool lines like that. Besides, those moves are for Zero Two's exclusive enjoyment

We'll be cruising at a nice and chill DEAR BUTT CLENCHING FUCK Kilometers per hour. So get on the ship if you want any of your ass to remain

They haven't even begun fighting yet. They're still fighting 0G rather than the fucking mind snatchers

You're not a parasite because you're carrying a parasite

Not so different after all

Is this just gonna turn out to be interstellar space jam and Mars is the basketball and Apath is headed to slam dunk it for the much needed clinching 2 pointer?

I think Hachi just sprouted an emotion

"We've always been attached at the hip. And now we're in space together." Welcome to Trigger Goro. Glad to have you here, IN SPACE

NOW WE SQUARE UP WITH THE BODY SNATCHERS ANIME ASS BUDDIES

ALRIGHT HIRO. THE MANDATORY DICK FIRST INTO TROUBLE! FOREVER AND ALWAYS!

That would make sense. Otherwise Apath would have fucked the VIRM fleets shit by this point

Oh look, the other dick puppets

Hello Nines

Huh, that was an anti-climactic bit of animation

Damn, y'all just got fuckin' clocked

That's a big mothafucka

And you're not exactly firing on all Pistils

Blondie, you don't get to sound cool after being such a cock weasel this entire time

And then he fucking died

Aight, she's gettin' fucked up but bad

MIND MELD, HERE WE GO

"Eat me, please." Aight, that ain't weird n' shit

OH COME ON ZERO TWO. WE WENT THROUGH THIS BIT I THOUGHT!

I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT ALL WORKED OUT AND YOU TWO WERE ALWAYS GONNA BE AN ITEM

Back to the rest of the squad. GO GET'EM GUYS!

Damn Hachi. That looks like it hurt but I thought you had more guts than that

I mean hell, you got an eye scar and all. All you need is to start reading actual porn and wear a headband and you could train retarded ninja in orange jumpsuits

"All lifeforms will eventually merge with us." OH DO YOU WANT TO GO AGAIN DIGIBORG MOTHERFUCKERS?!

YEAH. I'D LOVE TO HAVE MY WILL FUNCTIONALLY OVERWRITTEN AND BE PROGRAMMED INTO YOUR "PARADISE"

Life is to be lived! Not kept in a bottle!

A fight all its own, BUT BY NO MEANS A LESS WORTHY ONE

The fight that the planet may live. And the fight so that we may live upon it.

D'aw. This is sweet

HE FUCKING GOT IT! BOY!

TIME TO FUCK SHIT SIDEWAYS

She's FUCKING CALCIFYING

SHIT

THE MUSICS PLAYING LIKE SOMETHING COOL IS GONNA HAPPEN THOUGH

WHAT THE CALCIFIED FUCK?!

BLUE RED DEATH BEAM! YEAH BABY!

DAMN SON! THAT'S A LOTTA LASER CANNONS

We gonna have a GunBuster moment?

I had a hard enough time when fucking Gun Buster did it.

WE HAVE TO HAVE ONE MORE EPISODE. I'M SURE OF IT

So let's see where this ends

Link: Darling in the Franxx Episode 23

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Darling in the FranXX Episode Twenty Two

ALRIGHTY. LET'S GET STUCK NECK DEEP BACK WHERE WE LEFT OFF. With someone who's had the life leave their eyes. Still more character than Kirito though, lets be real

Yep. She still has far more character than Kirito, even like this. Granted I think a particularly slow to learn piece of furniture has more character than Kirito.

Still, Goro narrator and our super mech pissed off into the stars to square up with the fucking mind snatchers

Huh, she's obtained an injury. That ain't good

We COULD raise the portions, but we only have so much until a harvest happens sunshine.The wonders of being the only Squad allowed to have hobbies and shit

Damn, we have a small government going on! This is good... kinda

OH BOY. MORE KOKORO BABY SICKNESS

Come on Hiro, wake up.

Words Hiro, you need to use them. We can't just hop into a Franxx and mind meld every time we need to pry information from that hollow abyss you call a head

PUNCH HIM IN THE BACK ICHIGO!

Yeah, I'd imagine when your girlfriend is mostly comatose only barely above Moeblob levels of reactivity you don't tend to be in the best of moods

D'aw its like she had a character arc or some shit

Oh, is Blondie the dick whistle all upset that "Papa" flew to fucking space with the rest of the adults?

He's been refusing to eat? Stupid mother fucker aren't we blondie?

"I cannot make any decisions without Papa's guidance." Wow, they really are just dick puppets

I admire how frank you are about it rimshot But this isn't really the time to be sucking Papa's dick you know?

OH BOY IS IT GORO! But it's okay, y'all will figure this out

Hiro seems to be like almost Jesus to these kids

Goddamnit woman how DO those wounds keep popping up? Maybe this is part of the "Maintennance" shit that the Nines need too?

SWEET BUTTERED FUCK WHAT HAPPENED?!

METEOR KLAXXOSAUR! Seems to have gotten purple hilights. Which in this case means it got hilights of EVIL

Aight. This has gone beyond baby sickness. What is up with Kokoro?

... THIS IS ONE FUCKED UP PREGNANCY THEN I TELL YOU WHAT. Not that I really have any insight into pregnancy aside from the start up and payoff details

Aight one wonders if some of the brain fuckery that Papa did might start unravelling soon

HIRO YOU GETTING EDGY IS NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW

Ohp. She's mobile, this is either good or REALLY bad news

Sleep walking Zero Two. Except its more like coma walking, which is terrifying

... well then. So much for growing things

Magma energy has my bets

It's what made the planet a desolate hellscape to begin with

Not that y'all have that information or anybody who could even PROVIDE that information

WAT

An aircraft carrier is still going about?

Oh shit, Hachi. Turn up

snrk They just had his user id and password to hand. You know, just in case

Oh gods the professor had instructions for Hachi post him getting turned into the worlds goriest crepe

HOW FUCKING HUGE ARE YOUR HARD DRIVES THAT YOU COULD KEEP A COPY OF EVERY ADULTS BRAINS?!THAT'S INSANE!

THAT'D BE HUNDREDS OF TERABYTES IF EVEN THAT FOR A SINGLE ONE!

"Why didn't you just leave me be?" 'cause you're a cutie Nana.

They have a fucking ice box of children who didn't become Franxx pilots there?Oh boy, cryptic e-mail from Professor Lolicon! Let's hear it

Oh, not so cryptic after all. Just like "You guys can help these daft fucks. Do it."

Hachi pointing basically at what I said about 13 or so lines ago

YAY. I LOVE PATHETIC FALACY

GO ON MITSURU. KNOCK ON THE DOOR. GO TO HER, COMFORT HER!

Sounds very Ichigo. I wonder who she picked it up from side eyes Goro

Sounds great. But... hmmm... I wonder if we put Klaxxosaur bits into the ground what would happen? Would it suitably revitalise the earth?

"Not again"? EXPLAIN HIRO

Also, you really shouldn't just sideline Goro like that

... explosions with no shrapnel and Zero Two gets cuts... could she still be connected to Strelizia Apath?

Well, failing all else we know that the lights can come on. We just need to hope Zero Two is still home

No. She knew the last page, she left it to you so that you could CHANGE IT

MIND MELD A GO GO

FUCKING CALLED IT!

OH SHIT. USE MISTILTEIN SOIL FOR PLANTS!

FINALLY WE'RE GETTING SOME CATHARSIS FOR ALL THAT EDGE

OH BOY. WE DOING THE TRIGGER THING! GOING TO FUCKIN' SPACE TO SQUARE UP WITH ULTIMATE EVIL

HOW CAN'T IT GORO?! HER MIND IS LITERALLY IN SPACE RIGHT NOW. WE GOIN' TO SPACE. WE FUCK VIRM'S SHIT SO FAR IT COULDN'T PASS IT OUT OF ITS SYSTEM FOR THE REST OF ITS MISERABLE EXISTENCE PERIOD. AND COME HOME, SAVE THE GIRL, SAVE THE WORLD!

"YEAH. BUT HERE'S THE THING. I'M GONNA USE IT LIKE A FUCKING SLING SHOT AND GRAVITY SLAM THE CUNTS. JACK INTO MY WAIFU'S BRAIN AND RUIN THEIR DAY SO BADLY THAT THEY WILL HAVE NO FURTHER DAYS TO BE RUINED!"

Ohp. Goro coming to bring the sense into that comically devoid land of Hiro's head

Aight. In all fairness Goro; JUST outside of Earth orbit is the battle for all our fates. I for one wouldn't miss a chance to challenge that many unfair fates at once. BUT there is also Zero Two's continued living at stake. Hiro was ALWAYS going to do this

I've said it so many times over this AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: DICK FIRST INTO TROUBLE, FOREVER AND ALWAYS

Whilst Goro has a point, and Hiro REALLY should listen. I can't help but side with Hiro here

...Aight, you're losing me here Hiro. I hope a "Clench those teeth!" punch is en route

AND THUS IT WAS SO! ATTABOY GORO

Hiro is Hiro, Miku. And whilst having such an almost suicidal drive to do something like that can be laudable, Hiro has gone a bit too far with it.This is an uplifting and sweet speech Ichigo has going here. Wonder what the gaunt eyed blondie has planned?

GO FORTH NANA. USE THOSE GAMS

It may be contrary to everything you thought you knew. May be contrary to everything you thought was right. But if what was "right" was to stamp feelings into a damp little corner of the heart where they were naught but an irritating whimper here or there THEN THAT KIND OF "RIGHT" DESERVES TO BE CHALLENGED

YES NANA MY CHILD. GIVE THE CRYING GIRL A FUCKING HUG AND TELL HER IT'LL ALL BE OKAY

Everyone else is suited up too? WE ALL GOIN' TO SPACE?

snrk When did you asshats get characters beyond being irritating cock waffles?

YES GORO MY SON

THIS IS GOOD SHITWE ALL GOING TO SPACE. WRECK SHIT SIDEWAYS

COME BACK ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGENDS

"That's why we reached out." WORLD FUCKING CLASS

I AM SO READY FOR NEXT SATURDAY

Link: Darling in the FranXX Episode 22

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Grancrest Senki Episode Twenty Four

Welcome back to Grancrest Senki. LET'S GET IT GOIN'!

Ooooh. Give him shit as I may (and will, fret not) mo'fucka knows how to make the heroes entrance his own

"An age of Cosmos"? pardon? Assuming what your inferring, an age of ORDER benefits everyone else since they don't have to worry about some 20 armed 8 dicked monstrosity popping out of the chaos mist and literally fucking shit up

"We fought alongside humans as our allies." Yeah, until you exceeded your human life span and are like "Shit, getting rid of the chaos would literally kill me. Better side with the barmy fuck sticks!"

People will fight as they always have. But at least they fight among themselves in ways we can resolve without kickin' magic signs

In all fairness, the real tragedy of an age of Order is that no-one will be able to just whip out a 20 foot tall emblem of awesomeness

Well at least you're honest about your hostility

I'll give you that

snrk Yeah, sure. SQUARE UP VAMPIRE!

Aishela. My precious. You're so cool... but I have great suspicions about your longevity now

Oh boy. He's a slippery boi

I suppose he warped them to the Forest of Eternal darkness rather than just some bullshit other realm

Which is why Werewolf bro can show up with some kinda coffin to hand

... well then. That doesn't encourage

Oh boy. When did we start fighting edgy Naruto?

Oooooh. That sucks... rimshot is heard in the background

MAGIC WEREWOLVES! THEY CAN FLY!

Oh fuck, they're not even pretending to obey physics any more. They got fucking energy shrouds and all

It looks a little too like Werewolf bro is humping the Vampire King in that shot

OH BOY. CONVENIUM!

"Yeah. I saved you and Siluca. Butler Kick ass and Aishela are fucking dead. Good luck."

Oh, they aren't dead. That light was probably the Grail searing the edge outta vampy

DEAR FUCK THEY STRAIGHT UP RIPPED HIS ARMS OFF!

THEO IS A FUCKING JEDI IT SEEMS

... well then. Lesson learned, stabbing people with a sword infused with the power of christ may cause explosions 

Those twins have lost their Mom AND their Elder Brother to vampy. This has gotta suck for them

... WELL I suppose they lost Mom to the witch lady who's head found a new home with Demon Boss entity

Oh shit. Magic warping back to Eramu. LETS GO KICK IN THE MAGE ACADEMY DOORS

"So who's idea was it to let the new Emperor, his mage and a posse of randos he met in his initial bit go into the mages Academy ALONE!?"

"No-ones really. Just seemed... dramatically apt?"

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS HUBERTAS?! Sounds like some kinda spanish bullshit

"You must touch this." OH. BECAUSE THAT ISN'T SUSPICIOUS AT ALL! YEAH, I'LL TOTALLY TOUCH THE THING YOU TOLD ME TO WHEN YOU ARE AN ACTUAL FUCKING WIZARD WHO COULD HAVE RIGGED IT WITH ALL SORTSA SHIT!

I mean... he probably will anyways

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

"You must not let the age of chaos end." OH THAT'S REAL CONVINCING FLOATING MASK THING

Yeah, you said that already. CARE TO ELABORATE?!

SHIT. AN END TO THE AGE OF CHAOS MEANS A DRAMATIC LOWERING TO THE ART BUDGET!

I mean... yeah. But one DOES wonder how and where the Chaos emerged from

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE SAID IT CREEPY CEILING MASK! ELABORATE!

"How horrible..." I know, the budget went so low outside of the age of chaos that they can't even be fucked to give you colours any more

OH SHIT SHE CAN ELABORATE NOW

In order to stave off the end of the world the people must suffer

WELL, I suppose its more. With a set enemy to try and fight humanity's squabbles can be somewhat managed and also they will still fight amongst themselves but not nearly to the scale of the prior civ.

Whilst without Chaos there and without the Lords ironclad measure of control, that being the ability to push the chaos back. Pandora thinks we'll just get back where we left off

"Destroy civilisation." AIGHT. WE GO NOW. THROW DOWN MASK THING!

I'm not sold Pandora mask. 

Technology isn't a line you dolt. If human civilisation was set back RIGHT NOW to where we were when we discovered seeds could grow more food if we cultivated them. Our tech path could diverge DRASTICALLY. It all depends on how we discover it and what it's applied to

Damn skippy it shouldn't. Her argument was based on the petulant idea that everyone will always go back to murdering everything

All it takes is the right starting point. A starting point like the rule of Theo Cornaro, hero, banisher of the chaos and all around swish mother fucker

Aight Theo is getting a BIT more defeatist than I'd like. But hey, he HAS a point

"This is your decision Emperor?" I get suspicious about people who refer to others by a title

Rather explosive death for a poisoning?

"I'd like to announce the ascension." 

"Theo this isn't the time to be announcing your battle boner."

Oooooh. Pretty much writing law in a speech

Ooooh showing off some sick Crests now

I love the Crests. I'd love to design my own, but I don't know even where to start on that

THREE YEARS?!

Well I suppose they have a bit of work to do before they can just whip the rug on chaos

... wait. Double wedding?

MARINNE, COULD YOU NOT HAVE VIED FOR BLACK ON TODAY OF ALL DAYS?!

"You may kiss the bride." Siluca: wait what?! Theo: slides in from the side

Siluca honey I thought you of all people would be well aware of the kissing portent of the Marriage ceremony

Marquis of Jallucia, smoothest substance on earth

Aishela sweety why are you hiding in the shadows?

Oh yeah... I suppose it would take some time to get EVERY Lord on the continent to come over and hand their Crest to him

Day fireworks. Ya'll ain't that bright are ya?

SWEET BUTTERED FUCK. I TAKE ALL THE SHIT I GAVE THE ART TEAMS BUDGET EARLIER BACK, THAT IS SWANK AS HELL

THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

I LOVE EVERY BIT OF THIS ENDING

DOUBLE RAINBOW

ALL THE WAY

Link: Grancrest Senki Episode 24

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Darling in the FranXX Episode Twenty One

RIGHT BACK WHERE WE LEFT OFF WITH THE BULLSHIT MASK APE BRIGADE WANTING TO FUCKING GO, ALRIGHT!

YEAH BLOWING UP A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT EARNS YOU A NICE SPOT ON MY SHIT LIST VIRM DICK PUPPET 2004.5

... PARDON FUCK

Did they just like... download every immortal humans brain/spirit/etc?

Well at least we know the other apes were human... well as human as they could be considering they were working for the fucking digi-borg

MIND MELD, LETS GO HIRO

DICK FIRST INTO TROUBLE, ALWAYS AND FOREVER

Long fuckin' time it would appear Hiro mah boi

Not that we really get a view of that. All I see is a very blue depiction of SPACE

Oh good, she's chilling the fuck out now

Is Hiro like Klaxxosaur weed?

Yeah, there IS no Command any more.Y'all are all thats left apart from the few humans that are still alive that DIDN'T jam pre-human energy gunk into themselves

Ooh! Not good last words there kiddo. Understandable ones, sure

Aight Zorome, I said this last episode. There is no enemy now, there is you and the biggest toughest bit of cover you can find

If that happens to be the very crust of the earth inside a Magma energy mine, then so be it

Ooooh. So they were counting on Klaxxosaur princess just kinda winging it on her own, but Hiro working with her has stalled things

Well now we have two sources saying that if the thing goes critical the planets fuckedYou do not inspire hope Doc Franxx

Ichigo's taking all of this quite well

Which is good. We don't need the last bastion of their morale crumpling

WHAT IS NORMAL HERE THOUGH FUTOSHI?!

WE LITERALLY JUST HAD A ROUND OF "Papa" BRAIN WIPING YOUR PALS BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO GET HITCHED

'bout the most sensible move you have right about now

Seems Klaxxosaur princess prefers to be the S in these matters

WELL AREN'T WE SUDDENLY ALL DEFEATIST?!

VIRM doesn't win until we give up fighting!

Intelligent questions out of Hiro for once

Zero Two is this REALLY the time to be questioning Doc Franxx about your heritage

60 MILLION YEARS?!FUCK A DONUT THAT'S A LOTTA TIME

Why is it that all prior civilisations were more advanced than we were and yet they got fucked

So Virm are kind of a hive mind yet not, since they seem to maintain some level of individuality

One wonders why the VIRM have this hate boner for physical bodies

Naturally they all clambered into the Klaxxosaur dooblies like people clamber into Franxx

Yeah losing procreation kinda puts your population count into the negative from then on

What a bunch of dicks. "Join our mind link!"                                                     "Get fucked!"                                                                                                    "You have ticked the option to get fucking annihilated! Enjoy your remaining 5 hours of life."

Aight, that makes a bit of sense more so than "We created Zero Two becuase Doc Franxx WOULD NOT shut up about the Klaxxosaur princess so we made him a clone one."

YOU LITERALLY PILED YOUR COMRADES INTO A GIANT WEAPON! The percieved weak turned themselves into Energy so you could fight round 2! AND NOW, YOUR FINAL WEAPON GETS GUNKED UP WITH BUBBLE GUM AND YOU JUST WANNA SIT BACK AND GIVE UP?!

The Nines don't seem to be as self aware as Zero Two. AS WE JUST GOT THE THING FROM PAPA SAYING "FUCK Y'ALL, GOT MINE!" as they went to FUCKING SPACE!

THERE IS NO COMMAND STRUCTURE ANY MORE

THERE CAN BE NO DISOBEDIENCE YOU DUMB FUCKS!

It's not about who's special and who isn't! It's about saving everyone we fucking can!

OOOOH. Whilst I had no love for the Nines (Who did, really?) BUT I WAS NOT REALLY WANTING THAT FOR THEM

That's sweet Zero Two. Granted you probably SHOULD be a little more wary of VIRM fuckery. But I appreciate that you aren't getting sucked into their world

Reunion time!

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU IDIOTS AND RAISING FLAGS!?

"Why do you still struggle?" WE LIVE ON THIS SHIT HOLE ROCK, LADY! I'D RATHER LIKE IT TO STAY THAT WAY

This is sweet

FUCK YEAH HIRO

VIRM are probably operating it given the sudden shift in colours

DAMN! That's the second time you had your arm ripped off

He got a lot more human when he jammed robot bits onto him

And then Zero Two fucking died because she waltzed into the MOUTH OF A FUCKING DRAGON

For how badass that dragon was up to this point it's breaking was disappointing

Climb up the bubblegum rope Zero Two

In all fairness Zero Two, it must be kind of hard to breathe being almost completely constricted by bubble gum

ALRIGHT. WE SWAYED THE 60 MILLION YEAR OLD GRANNY! NOW TO PUNCH VIRM IN THE FACE UNTIL WE REACH ITS ASSHOLE AND DRAG ALL OF IT OUT THROUGH ITS MOUTH!

Daw, this is a cute little scene. suspicion rises

OH SHIT! WE DID IT

"It broke free of our program?" FUCK YEAH IT DID

RED BLUE ENERGY BEAMS?! FUCK YEAH

Ooof. You were kinda creepy to the end Doc

Rest in fucking pieces

... oh no

Link: Darling in the Franxx Episode 21

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Grancrest Senki Episode Twenty Three

Aight, so there was always going to be a bit more than "The Mages Academy are just cunt blasts"

But what is "Pandora" going on about I wonder?

Aight, send in the Navy under command of the fop. I wonder if Alexis has learnt the correct utilisation of a sword outside of outlandish dinner ware? 

Fictionerd:  Fuck Swords! Conduct all battles with a baton and win anyway!

Cardcaptor Sakura did it

SWEET BUTTERED FUCK

LASSIC IS A GODDAMN LEGEND

Just man mode a sodding giant Cyclops

This Haman leader lady is a sodding succubus, she has to be

You'd think the Mages would play to their strengths rather than employing archery against the continents largest current military force

"Where are they firing from?" everywhere. Welcome to military tactics 101 boyo

Where are your boys aiming Marrine?

Ooooh. Take out chunks of higher wall to try and bugger up the information network and likely take down officers. Me gusta

Dude. You're just telling them to commit suicide by explosion if the gun barrels cannae take no more

Oh look. It's almost like I know how explosions work. hands a crumpled 20 to Megumin

Fictionerd again: Think of it this way: The Eramu military are probable THE worst in the world considering they've lived under the Aegis of the Mages until this point. The Mages ain't doing squat for them now. (Sorry I keep interrupting your flow btw)

She looks a little too happy to be seeing the fireworks that she has to know are gun barrels taking an entire crew with them

YOU ARE PART OF THE FLOW

THIS IS THE REACTION BARF

ALL PUNCHES ARE ROLLED WITH

Flashback to a time when she pretty much just took a member of her naval palace dudes to her quarters to fyuck

No wonder she looks like she's having fun. Probably also has to do with like "Silly mages, just using the cannons without reserve.

"THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GOD DAMN GROUND!

Oh, hello Petr

Look at him, just climbing his fellow soldiers like they're a ladder. I mean, it's the PLAN and all probably, but still

WAIT, WHEN IN THE CHRIST MANGLING FUCK DID YOU BECOME A KING PETR?!

updates Petr's status from Aishela's pet mortal to King of Bulltava

Pappy seems to have lost a lot of years after confirming Petr took the rafters

You'd be awful fuckin' stupid NOT to have anticipated that

Yeah... no. You kill Theo Cornaro and only achieve in showing to everyone that you can't be trusted. Sure it'll way lay them charging in and wasting the whole butt fuck lot of ya, but you won't have enough time to restore the welcome rug before they came to pull your intestines out of the base of your skull

Theo's hair seemed to become posessed by the eldritch for a moment before restoring itself to anime default

WHO PUT A RED POP FILTER ON THE FUCKING MOON!?

Oh shit. We in the forest. Tap for Green mana. Maybe that'll help

Aishela's here, mah girl

Been "invited" to the forest of eternal darkness. Spiffing timing, we needed to end your plot arc anyways

The final episode title "GRANCREST" ominous

Link: Grancrest Senki Episode 23

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Grancrest Senki Episode Twenty Two

OH DO YOU WANT TO GO YOU GRUMPY RELIGIOUS CUNT?!

THEO HAS DONE MORE FOR YOUR SHIT ASS COUNTRY THAN YOUR PISS IN THE WIND "STEAL YO CREST" CHURCH COULD EVER HOPE TO

YOU'RE A FUCKING LORD YOU HYPOCRITICAL CUNT

Aishela seems a whole lot cuter without her Tattoo.Also with Butler kick ass on staff there is little way this can go badly

Have I said Lassic's great yet amidst this sea of vomit? Because Lassic's great

Oh lovely, they started moving like they were angling to pin her in

You're not really familliar with this whole "Crests banish the chaos" tidbit, are ya? Besides, if you're so big on the whole thing of Crests belong to the One God's revival sqaud PITCH YOURS INTO THE CUP!

Siluca appealing to the people. She's learnt from our retard hero well

You look frightened there Mr Pompous Kakyoin. Afraid that their already shaky morale will crumble under reason?

Oh boy. WE PLAYED OUR TRUMP CARD! THE WHITE MAGE

I think rolls to persuade the Order of the dickheads just got like a +5 with her around+10 if she decides to speak up and affirm

OH SHIT SHE'S DROPPING BOMBS ON THIS PONCE

Her eyes have gone blank, this disturbs me

WE GOT A GRAIL SHOWINGI think that's pretty much just "You win" at this point as far as the orders concerned

Well... until one of the cunts shoots our white mage

Oh shit, they might actually try and shoot our white mage

What is your game plan, Mr Not fit to be Pope?

Her eyes are still blank. The white mage seems to be boarding the boat to go to the other side of that river

AND THERE WE GO

"I STABBED THE WHITE MAGE AND BRAND HER A HERETIC I CAN DO THIS BECAUSE I AM POPE”

START PRAYING TO YOUR GOD THAT THEY MAY ESCAPE ME

BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME

YES AISHELA. GO HAM ON THOSE CUNTS

RIP AND TEAR

The most painful thing is, she stopped butler kick ass from helping her, so she knew this was part of it

snrk Oh this is gonna be great

Priscilla, honey, that only drives the blade of your death in deeper

If Hell is what awaits us, then I do not envy what manner of suffering awaits your soul when it goes to meet its maker

This has gotta hurt Siluca, but this is one of those waves she has to ride to help everyone not get murdered because some dick heads would essentially wear them like anti Theo armour

Even when she isn't an artist Aishela kicks ass and takes names

Why must she be so wonderful?

Yes I WILL keep tooting Aishela’s horn. She is absolutely wonderful and most of what I’d want in a woman.

Butler kick ass in for the double kill

I bet she knew her crest wouldn't do that. Which is why she let the "Pope" shank her up Glaswegian style

So that the followers would see it stay and not become a chaos core and believe in the cause of Siluca and Theo

Seize her crest? BAHAHAHAHA. MO'FUCKA GON' DIE

BUTLER KICK ASS LITERALLY KICKED HIM IN THE ASS

Okay, less ass, more torso

Well at least the Pope isn't some insatiable sociopath

Once it was proven to be the One and True Grail he felt instant guilt

Lassic is absolutely fantastic

I feel ya Theo. That shit is going to suck

Oooooh. This will be interesting, seeing how inheriting the Grail will fuck with Theo's crest

I'm a shade terrified that Priscilla essentially left Crest voice mail

And thus Theo LITERALLY became the Holy Emperor

The Man, The Hero, The Legend

I'm sad Priscilla died, but I'm still excited for the next episode 

Link: Grancrest Senki Episode 22

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Darling in the Franxx Episode Twenty

HIRO, STOP RAISING FUCKING FLAGS

Dear god. Also, fun times with them thinking they can just replace Nana

I'm still holding out hope on you Hachi mah boi

Oh boy, more proper nouns to keep track of

One thing I AM keeping track of is the people like tootsie pop centers in Klaxxsaur cores and what they might wind up being

Wait a spear MADE of Klaxxsaur cores?!

What kind of production methods would you need to get them in a position to be useful material? Or is it a case of, they collected the doobly bits after the Franxx bit through the shell to the tootsie roll centre?

I'll quanitfy what I was saying earlier with the tidbit that I was thinking about how the Klaxxsaurs can wolverine around their cores. And neglected to recall that they left crystalised shell on the floor after they were successfully tootsie popped

Dr Franxx showing more humanity as a grouchy old man bot than when he was in position to get his mack on

Goro don't bully Futoshi about this. HE WORKED HARD TO GUN THROUGH HIS CRUSH TO GIVE KOKORO THE WEDDING SHE WANTED AND DESERVED!

You are forgiven Goro

I GET FEELINGS OF POTENTIAL VINDICATION

HE ERASED YOUR MEMORIES BUT NOT THAT BABY GROWIN IN YER GUT

YES MIKU. cries manly tears

Ohp. The APEs are trying to tell us how they're cool dudes who just want humanity to live in peace. Even though that peace is bought at the price of countless thinking people who just happen to probably be clones

They're trying to offer a rallying speech to essentially the mentally handicapped, and everyone who isn't a member of squad 13

Burns aside. This entire farce CAN'T just be for the good of Squad 13, the other squads have to have some level of emotions to appeal to. Which if I recall correctly is part of how the Franxx work

Oh look! It's the cunt squadron! Along with their 3 or so background parasites because they didn't have enough time to design a full compliment of dickheads for these insufferable bastards

SAY THE MONGS WHO SAT ON A FUCKING STAGE LOOKING LIKE POMPOUS DICKS! At least our suits are the standardised white! Your suits look like they were sewn from all the bloody tampons your parents wish they'd had instead of you!

Ohp, Zero Two coming out of nowhere to slam on some jams

BLONDIE ACTUALLY FROWNED INSTEAD OF BEING A SMUG GUNT WAFFLE! GO FORTH ZERO TWO

WAH WAH WAH. KEEP CRYING YOU GIANT BLONDE BITCH!

Ichigo is shorter than Zero Two by a greater margin than I'd thought

chuckling followed by alarms INDEPENDANT THOUGHT DETECTED. HAPPINESS ACHIEVED BY MEANS OTHER THAN POKING SERATONIN SECTION OF BRAIN. GET THE FUN POLICE

Oh. It's just Klaxxsaurs. Back to business lads and ladettes

For some reason, I think they want to take their big pimp slap death machine back from the people who would pimp slap them off the map with their own weapon

"We should be able to connect." is that optimism? Or just "These twats keep insisting we were a team, and we DO know our memories got deleted. So lets humour them."

If it is the latter, YOU SHOULD NOT BE HUMOURING US IN A LIFE OR DEATH BATTLE MITSURU!

OH BOY. You'd almost think I called this. Well me and EVERYONE ELSE ON THE FUCKING PLANET

"What do you want to do when this is done?" Hiro, I'm done. I'm going to leave you to raise all the flags you want, because at this point you're just doing this on purpose. Hoping that if you raise enough flags you'll impale your murderer whilst they kill you

D'aw, thats sweet Zero Two

Understatement of your 20 episode run so far Hiro

is being surrounded by a flag forest That you have Hiro

flag forrest gets ever denser THAT'S THE SPIRIT ZERO TWO, TEACH FATE ITS PLACE ON THE TOTEM POLE

"Unidentified entity" that wouldn't happen to be a fuck mothering dragon, would it?

Whatever it is, it a bouncy boi

IT'S A FUCK MOTHERING DRAGON

COME AT ME YOU GLORIFIED FUCKING DINOSAUR 

* @fictionerd sneezes*

THE PROFESSORS LOLICON PROTOCOL HAS ACTIVATED

I SUSPECT SUDDEN DEATH OF PROF TO BE IMMINENT

Hmmm... I suppose the "Yellow blood cell count" that makes for more able Franxx pilots probably emanates from a specific pseudo science genetic quirk of the Klaxxsaur princess... 

AIGHT. Can we step back a bit and go into more detail about Star Entity and WHAT IN THE BLUE MONKEY FUCK HE'S PRATLING ON ABOUT WITH "Klax-sapiens"

She didn't kill him before going into her "Why you suck" speech. Well played

Given how they talk about Star Entity, it's likely that it's similar to a Franxx

And you see children, this is why you bop in coming dragons on the nose.Otherwise you wind up pinned against something by its swole ass jaw muscles

SOMEONE TALKS AWFUL HIGH AND MIGHTY. THE LOLICON MIGHT HAVE GIVEN YOU A LOFTY TITLE LIKE PRINCESS, BUT YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL WITH PREHENSILE ASS TENTACLES...That sounded way worse than I thought it would

She seems interested by our flag hedgehog Hiro

Granted those blue horns, whilst a cute contrast to Zero Two's red ones, do seem more in line with loli doc oc

AIGHT WE GOT SOME MAJOR SHIT GOING ON HERE

WILL SOMEBODY PUMP THE SODDING BRAKES AND EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Devour again? Star Entity? The fuck ass spear made of Klaxxsaur cores?THIS IS A LITTLE LATE IN THE GAME TO BE ADDING THIS MANY NEW PROPER NOUNS

Oh boy, Doc Oc's REALLY little sister is now going to mind rape them

This only ends well

Aight, explains why the Klaxxsaurs want the Magma so bad. Their people became Magma Energy, and then Klaxxsaur cores one presumes. Which became Klaxxsaurs in response to their brethren being taken and used

Close but no cigar for me it seems. Which is good since I don't smoke. But still, they ate the energy, evolved into sodding Kaiju and succeded the need for higher intellect. Bar Loli Oc here

OH BOY. FRANXX PARALLELS

YOU WERE OVERSEEN BY A MOTHERFUCKA CALLING HIMSELF PAPA WHO DEMANDED YOUR UTTER LOYALTY AND POTENTIAL DEATH IN GIANT MECH SUITS WITH NO CLEAR END GOAL EXPLAINED

AND YET YOU ACT SURPRISED LIKE YOU WERE KEPT IN THE DARK

... YOUR BIG NEXT STEP WAS TO GO TO FUCKING SPACE?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

COULD YOU NOT HAVE JUST GONE TO SODDING SPACE WITHOUT THE BIGGEST SHINIEST WEAPON OF A RACE YOU WERE MURDERING WITH THEIR OWN SPECIES WHILST ALSO USING THEIR BRETHREN AS A POWER SOURCE?!

YOU'RE CHILDREN!

THOSE ARE SOME FUCK ASS GUN EMPLACEMENTS

... wait... APE have only really been talking behind masks after showing up one day. They always talk with tinny ass voices whilst wearing bulky ass cloaks whilst having no idea how humanity works. Are they aliens?

WHAT THE PISS TAKING FUCK

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

IT'S A FUCKING LAND TO SPACE BATTLE. THERE ARE NO SIDES NOW. NO HUMANITY, NO KLAXXSAURS. JUST YOU AND THE MOST SOLID COVER YOU CAN FIND

Invaders... lovely. Good plot twist, but WILL it save the boat?

OKAY. ONE A Y'ALL REALLY NEED TO START SAYING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

We went from Kokoro's baby sickness to INVADERS FROM OUTER SPACE

AIGHT. APE ARE FUCKING INVADERS

WHAT'S THE ACRONYM

THIS IS SOME GRADE A BULLSHIT

STILL

WE HAVE A GOAL OF SORTS FOR THE CUNTS NOW

Aight. I'm Twenty episodes deep and REALLY curious where THIS little bit is going to take shit

Also, just generally interested in Zero Two not being dead and coming for Hiro.

Link: Darling in the Franxx Episode 20