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RIP Grandpa Pig 😢

1925-2024

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Hello Ladu PebElppe U am di happy ri se.e y. ou I have opwned a bottle of wune *hic*

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Wait someone’s been living up here??????

Rent demands are being issued ASAP.

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If you’re wondering where dad got the idea of inserting Alan into Thunderbird 3 like a suppository, he was thinking “now where should I install the door for this little piece of sh…oh 💡”

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Hi cold, I’m Dad.

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International Rescue will always be there to answer the call

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fren

Somebody… please do something with this…

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My papa senses are tingling… someone has touched the thermostat.

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This is actually the @tos-johntracy joke writer

Merry Christmas 🎅🏼

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Merry Christmas 🎅🏼

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Consider... You are not a feminist. Feminism is full of intersectionality and you cannot have feminism without including everyone who needs it in the conversation. There are good men who go way beyond the bare minimum and there are abusive women. If you cannot understand that, you're not a feminist. You're just another sexist trying to take down the monster of patriarchy by turning into another monster yourself.

Sir, this is a Jeff Tracy RP account

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Bill Paxton (May 17, 1955 – February 25, 2017)

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Keep your antisemitism to yourself it nasty ew

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I returned to Tumblr for 2 seconds. 2 fucking seconds.

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wtf

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wtf

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A what?

Feeling bored, thinking about getting another son.