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it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

Just like the post says, I'm opening up commissions in order to save up for a trip to the US. They're very affordable, with the cheapest ones starting at just 5$. You can find them here:

It would mean a lot to me if you were to shae this post around. If you can't buy them yourself, you can always send me a ko-fi or just reblog this post so more people can see it <3

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It is kinda fucked how being ace or aro pretty much automatically means you’re isolated, even from your queer peers.

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some more chainsaw man

I love me some devils that bear the names of primordial fears

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fahaha kris remember when you'd rip your skin off and i'd scream loud as fuck

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I had to do this

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this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

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This is so embarssinf Mr breast grow up

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A puzzle that can never be completed.

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Pomni and Jax mean everything to me so had to draw them

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You know what?

My ancestors would have wanted pasteurization, vaccines, antibiotics, disinfectants, birth control, psychiatric medications, pain management, anesthesia. My ancestors would have wanted to be able to keep their loved ones around longer, and not lose them too early/too soon to childbirths, injuries, bacterial infections, mental illnesses, and diseases that are curable and/or preventable in our modern day life.

Modern medicine saves lives.

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What, were you expecting a good person underneath?

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Being kind and vulnerable is PUNK ROCK actually!🤘💖

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triple threat

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I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!

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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom