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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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another of the ways in which fiction absolutely lied to me and not prepared me at all for real life is friend groups.

Every story always has the one specific well defined friend group where everyone knows everyone else and is equally close to each other and dont hang out with anyone else outside of the friend group. Did you ever notice how absurdly pervasive that is in fiction?

im real life friend groups are this amorphous thing where not everyone knows each other and have different relations with each other and you will usually have multiple friend groups completly isolated from each other who in turn are conected to other groups totally divorces from yours and sometimes you will also have some one on one friendshios with some people who are not part of any group, and some times you will spend your time with people who are not "friends" but friends of friends or coworkers or what have you and its so incredibly messy and complicated and i dont know if any piece of fiction was ever able to truly capture that in its full complexity

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i have acid reflux too, so we are together in this mr twistedhellknight52

Only I have it.

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your post made me laugh bro. and yet, i am troubled

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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.

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Stuck my hand into my totebag to get my wallet and instead was met with id say 5 or 6 centimetres of straight unsalted butter. Just sank right into it. Now this raises some eyebrows but I shan't elaborate

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Sigourney Weaver with the Xenomorph from the movie Alien 3.

Alien 3 is a 1992 science fiction horror film directed by David Fincher.

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‘you put that cig out, you can hold her’

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RED DEAD REDEMPTION II ᨖ

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elhokar kholin i did not fw you at first but oh the tears i have shed for you. the person you could’ve become would’ve gone SO crazy vyre when i catch ur bitch ass-

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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

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Weird little W359 drawing thingy

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i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure