I'm Jessi, a Seattleite that likes video games, working on my OCs, cats, whale sharks, Sumikko Gurashi, and Chipotle. This isn't actually a Fire Emblem blog (though it often seems like it). they/them
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#my friend Jess was hanging out at my college apartment to keep me safe from my crazy roommates (true story)#and she was doing homework and a line in it mentioned colorblind tiedye#and it stuck with me a lot#that was in like 2004 so yeah it's been a while
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
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#this shocked me so much that I paused it and looked at my wife and said#“Is... is that Tucker Carlson?”#and then just stared#and was baffled#for like 10 minutes
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i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan
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Me, talking to clients: never let your kitten play with your hands because they grow up into cats who think that's ok.
Me, at home: ohhh I'm gonna get that cat belly. You can't stop me. I'm gonna get it. Gonna touch it all over argh arghhh you've got me! What an unexpected turn of events!

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down
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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
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Saw both these trucks today and had to make this
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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