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Hi! I'm moving to Maine really soon and I just want to know what its like up there - A nervous Pennsylvanian

Idk how long this has been sitting in my inbox. But I will say that it's a great place to live as long as you don't mind fickle weather.

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when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

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Oh to be weightless in an atmosphere More suited to my frame.. Cause I feel heavy when I’m here…

Josh Pyke

PISCES

(via astrolocherry)

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Pisces: Dating Do’s & Don’ts

When dating a Pisces..

Do’s

be affectionate and romantic. they appreciate even the smallest of gestures. 

be considerate of their feelings. know they're sensitive. 

if they need space give it to them. expect them to disappear for a few days and then come back like nothing happened.

listen and pay attention when they speak or open up. they don’t talk as much but when they do really listen to them.

be independent. Pisces are not as clingy as people think they are.

Don’ts

set boundaries on them. a Pisces does not like being restricted. 

invade their private and alone time. they need time to escape from the world for a bit and just chill. leave them be.

take advantage of their selflessness. 

force them to talk. they’re not the biggest talkers.

don’t minimize or mock their feelings.  they're very sensitive to their surroundings and others moods. don't ever belittle their feelings just because they don't make sense to you.

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The signs as things my Freshman History Teacher has done

Aries: Hides above the doorway for 15 minutes to see her students reactions, and then jumps down causing a junior to pee himself

Taurus: frequently jumping on students desks to make points

Gemini: convinced a kid to steal from her car without him knowing to teach a lesson about Hitler

Cancer: cancelled class to steal things from the culinary room and make breakfast

Leo: Started doing parkour around the room using students desks

Virgo: spends an entire class period complaining about her brother, who hides from the government and lives on the road, and then attempting to FaceTime him

Libra: teaches an entire class from the top of a filing cabinet because no one was paying attention

Scorpio: Lowering Puppets down into the French Room from the ceiling, causing a disturbance

Sagittarius: spends her entire class period trying to teach her class how to whip a nae nae

Capricorn: pauses class to talk about her sister, who purposely fainted at her wedding so she would be the center of attention

Aquarius: paused class to show a vine causing a school-wide meme

Pisces: frequently comes into the French Room through the ceiling, only to ask for things like erasers or an extra pencil

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when people bring up your past

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The “i love the moon” Squad

PISCES, SAGITTARIUS, Virgo, Cancer, Taurus, Aquarius, Capricorn

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do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

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What would your Zodiac sign say?

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no one man should have this much power

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KNOCK KNOCK

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Elephant-mounted machine gun, WWI (via Retronaut)