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I lived bitch!!

But k woke up this morning and went to the bathroom and had two seizures so now end is gonna come and evaluate me to see if I need to go to the hospital

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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

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Good night

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i'm working full time at the blorbo factory. i have to make all of these songs fit my blorbo and draw my blorbo and think about my blorbo. yeah it's a full time job. sorry i can't come to your function im working

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Uhm yeah so this is my brain!! Over there we have Blorbo from my Media, and ummm here weve got Unfinished Projects . You may find some Thoughts over there maybe . Oh and these here are my issues!! #myissues

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Them Eat Crab.

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i feel like "feminist" anti-kink sentiment is very tail-wagging-the-dog. like male doms playing out bdsm scenes of abuse are not oppressing their female subs that's acting. you're mad at acting. you're those aliens from galaxy quest. same with fearmongering about "booktok". however an eroticized version of patriarchal dynamics being a popular kink DOES speak to the pervasiveness of sexism, bc eroticizing the oppression is a way of coping with living under it. it's women creating a fantasy world where men being menacing to them is sexy and not scary like it is irl, or where it is still scary but in the fun way like a horror movie bc you can tap out at any time by using a safe word or putting the book down. acting like this sort of kink is oppressing women is like if you assumed the thermometer controlled the weather outside. it might be depressing to look at the thermometer and see the impact of climate change, but it's not the thermometer's fault

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black intersex people i love u. brown intersex people i love u. please dont ever quiet down or downplay ur experiences. thank u forever for being alive. u are love itself so please love urself.

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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

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I'm weak for men with pretty voices who can scream.

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Today…

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Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

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compilation

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What I Did On My Holiday

[transcript: "I made a friend!" and "I don't think I can take her home..... stop it!"]