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in my deathbed doing phone time for a bit before im ready

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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

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too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

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( ;;) <- me as a little ghost. those are my autism hands

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This is everything to me

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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It's not Sci fi until there's a woman with a cunty fuck ass bob as far as I'm concerned

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I had a rough day. Bartender, one glass of the characters kissing, please

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I think its really awesome that some people's life experiences and trauma and stuff makes them want to beat the shit out of other people and for some people it makes them want to get the shit beaten out of them. and they can have sex about it

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"buttstuff" you could just be mature, and say "anal". you could embrace everything and just say "assfucking". but you went with the disney channel version. personally, i find saying "butt stuff" more vulgar than the alternatives. to me, it indicates a lack of seriousness. you are a forever child who will never be able to be cerebral and sincere enough for the beauty of assfucking. Fuck you.

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i really love historical fashion mostly cause i like the idea of having sex and when they take off my dress they have to take off the corset cover and then my corset and then when they undo the corset they have to take off the camisole and then they take off my petticoat and im wearing bloomers and when they take off those theres a fancy little white lacey bow on my penis

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before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

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Calvin Pickard, Stuart Skinner, & Corey Perry | SCP Round 2

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my serene mama

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literally crying laughing at this