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My cum came out in torrents, like the high-pressure blast of a fire hydrant.

And she? She swallowed every drop like Garfield at that damn lasagna.

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have you guys ever used that subreddit stats tool to look up kink subreddits and deduce which seemingly arbitrary groups of people have certain kinks. i’m a scientist

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There was someone born with a glock

And a solid 5-foot cock

They kept it tucked up to their chest

And it kept em from bein depressed

Though it did poke out a bit when she walked

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call this pussy culture cause that shit be poppin

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Another day another hustle keep that cock hard king let’s get that shit

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{This user reads porn on their 3ds internet browser}

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Fleshlight (Affectionate)

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Y'all are so worried about being submissive and breedable you forget to make your assignments submitted and readable

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from a moral standpoint tentacles can pleasure men just as much, however male tentical erotica is not as common

I’m sorry a… moral standpoint?

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Coffee mug that says “dont talk to me until ive cum in my girlfriend”

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I’ve never needed something so badly in my life

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just learned that the covid vaccines don’t actually have autism in them. think I’m gonna puke.

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A few very important needs

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nice sadists are so so underrated.

if a someone told me they loved that i suffer for them? omg im gonna nut

tenderly caressing my cheek, then slapping it? beautiful 10/10

that fake pity voice? GOD

when they give you a break between spankings to play with your pussy? i’m in love

on that same line of thinking, when there’s playful spankings, and you’re giggling and trying to get away until they’ve had enough of your squirming and they make you stay still? literally ughhh

orgasm denial bc they love hearing you whine?? YES

making you come so many times you cry because they love to see you cry? please please please

don’t even get me started on humiliation.