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scott’s nana teaches him what sex is

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scott’s nana explains the unfortunate accident he had as a child

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i’ma justa gonna movea this accent into ferrari, ifa you don’ta mind

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first time cat daddy

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she said twaci… what you have happening now… is yow pewiod…

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my schedule for the week

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they love that date of birth, baby

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Georgia Hardstark: Do [high schoolers] know what handjobs are?

Karen Kilgariff: Are you kidding me? They’re like Snapchatting them left, right, and center!

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“Since going to L.A., I’ve learned that the term is called ‘open-minded.’ But in New York, I’m a fag.”

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Bob Odenkirk: proof that adrenochrome doesn’t work

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Andrew Jupin: I think if you see more than, like, two cups of coffee go into a paper bag, it qualifies as a “See Something, Say Something” situation.

Eric Szyszka: We took down Saddam Hussein for less.

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“If you had a really interesting antidote, I would definitely wanna hear about that.”

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