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A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????

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Straight dudes who think women are some sort of a terrifying incomprehensible alien life force are both funny and kind of sad. Like bruh women are just people who have tits. Except the ones that don't.

Sometimes women are just people with tits, but without tits.

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I feel like people dont talk enough about the fact that Stephanie was murdered,

None of the other ghosts were killed so purposely and violently. Even characters like Nigel and Alberta couldn't quite relate to her. Nigel (and Pete) were killed by accident, Alberta (while still murdered) wasn't killed violently, she quite literally didn't even know how she died until a few seasons in. Steph was a seventeen year old who died trying to escape from a deranged man with a chainsaw and was then cursed to spend eternity in a house full of adult strangers with no one her own age. Even worse, she's only awake for a few days a year, I can't imagine how disorientating that is- waking from a years dreaming to once again realise that you're still dead, and still here, everyone has moved on without you and you don't have a single friend in the world.

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

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hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Jason Todd and Percy Jackson crossover but i took no liberties to depicting them as they are in the comics and books and their relathionship for mutual white boy glaze👍🏼

Illustrated by @timothyclare as you can tell by his signature

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‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

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Percy Jackson fans make a playlist that doesn’t have Vance Joy Riptide in it challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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but the thing is, is that hetty didn’t just kill herself for thomas, she killed herself for her family. for the woodstones. for the people that sold her off, the people that abused her, the people that killed her best friend and dumped her lover’s body in a lake. she killed herself for a family that never loved her. she kills herself only to watch centuries of woodstones commit atrocities; all allowed because of her sacrifice. she kills herself for samuel, for elias, for thomas, for david.

she kills herself for a girl who has never had a real home or family. she kills herself for a boy who needs a push to follow his dreams. she kills herself for a couple that turn a haunted house into a home for the first time since she can remember. she kills herself for samantha and jay and maybe for the first time in eternity she thinks her sacrifice was worth it. 

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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What the fuck is 'guys with dark hair',i literally think Percy Jackson is a woman

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LMFAO

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fateful night

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My sister sent this to me, and as a lesbian in MA I can't say anything lmao