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guy who's pronouns are "he/she/they" (that's the whole pronoun) and "to whom it may concern" (that's the whole other pronoun) and everyone gets mad at to whom it may concern because his/her/their pronouns are so long
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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
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it's time for negative affirmation hour. your screen time is too low
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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly
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tell me about urself
i owe the mafia two dollars and a high five and i play video games on my puter
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sensors are indicating that he's turning into some kind of... "rap god"
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