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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus Unholy Trinity of Suffering [aka Harrows Hat Trick]
She's Schizophrenic. Real. Grounded. A condition many people the world over struggle with and can relate to.
She's Haunted. Supernatural. Spooky. Adds ambiance and flavor.
God wants her dead. Personally. I mean who among us hasnt felt that
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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???


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i pray the rock is never rolled away
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omg what if georgie barker was pan?? no it'd be so funny because she's a pansexual who doesn't feel ANY fear and she was living with jon, an ace person who experienced EVERY fear, and they were living in the same flat for awhile haha it almost sounds like it would make a good sitcom and it could be called All or hello Jon apologies for the deception but I just wanted to make sure you were reading
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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society
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