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Thinking about the relationship between Joker and Kaidan.
How they've both been there since the beginning, how their first scene is them sitting together in the cockpit of the Normandy, teasing each other. How Joker sticks by Shepard's side the entire time while Kaidan doesn't. How Joker judges Kaidan for not coming to fight the Collectors. How Kaidan blames Joker for causing Shepard's first death. How Joker knows Kaidan is right to blame him. How they're both back on the Normandy in the end, saving the galaxy. How they can both lose the person they love (Shepard and EDI) to save everyone else.
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Here is all of Kaidan’s ‘background chatter’ from the party in the Citadel DLC. They’re ordered from sober to drunk. Kaidan’s was fun, almost makes a bit of a story.
Due to popular demand, I will be eventually posting the background chatter for every character. If you’d like to, track ’#mass effect sound’ That’s the tag I use for any audio files I post from the game.
Next up… Wrex.
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the best fics in the WORLD are the ones that are tagged like #Character Study #Emotional Resilience #Anal Fingering
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kaidan alenko in MASS EFFECT 2: HORIZON
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Small doodles I just drew because I don't have the energy for drawing anything else lol



Sweaty Kaidan Alenko in booty shorts who cheered 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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i love criticism of how human-centric and ass fucking backwards mass effect's lore is. i need it to live. unfortunately i cannot will myself to actually implement any fixes in my own writing because i fear that if i stray from canon i will be killed with hammers and rocks
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All seems so calm from here.
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Well seems like I can’t get enough of them *shrugs*
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shepard’s extranet search history in me2 be like:
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best food for pet hamster when out in space
is it gay for your best friend to tell you he would’ve followed you anywhere
“thinking you were gone it was like losing a limb” platonic??????
how to apologize to someone you like for being dead for two years and not immediately calling them once you got better
(hypothetically) do human alliance fraternization regs apply to spectres
best way to befriend serial killers
commander shepard dancing caught on camera real footage
justifying bad choices for good causes
romantic gestures appreciated by canadian men
my fish keep dying help
gay guy but women keep falling in love with me when im just trying to be nice what to do
khalisah al-jilani owned on live tv
planets rich in element zero (ethically ok to mine)
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getting over unrequited love for your best friend and going back to not having any feelings
varren wearing cute sweaters video compilation to cure depression
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yeh james vega is straight but the kind of ~straight~ who’s constanly thinking abt the size of shepard’s dick y’know
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I love the geth so much... But damn they're not easy to draw 😅
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REBLOG, DOWNLOAD AND SHOP AROUND. THESE ARE THE DATES FOR THE MEBB '25
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they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex
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Some fun DLC dialogue options
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