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u may be surprised but im a girl
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Also self care SUCKS most of the time. Like it’s not fun at all. It’s doing the stuff you don’t want to, like cleaning your room, submitting that form, going to the gym that first time, having that conversation you avoided or making that call. It’s doing stuff that lets you unwind and stop worrying, and most of the time, that involves confronting and overcoming something you really would rather avoid.
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each day i must leave the sweet, warm, tender embrace of my bed and venture into a cold, uncaring world that hates me being toasty warm and wants me to suffer for sins i have not yet committed
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if guys cant get periods whys it called MENstruation huh checkmate liberals. prints this post out, rolls it up, and mails it to joe biden
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every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree
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when i was a child i asked my grandad (who has a thick yorkshire accent) why he sometimes misses letters out of words and words out of sentences and he told me its because they had to ration letters during the war
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(stumbling out of a room covered in blood) i am very good at html. anyways check out my blog theme augh
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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024
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i will sell as many people on burning down the house as my posting abilities are capable of
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HOLY SHIT SHE'S COMING JUNE IS REAL JUNE IS HAPPENING LONG LIVE LESBIANS GOD BLESS THIS COUNTRY
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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping
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louis wain and kurt vonnegut could have said beautiful things to each other i think
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