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i know this is about the extra stay and listen dialogue but i like that this implies that you do have to talk to her but you dont have to pay attention

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Chillin

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I finally have an official ADHD diagnosis and a prescription for adderall! It’ll still be a bit it get it filled, but hopefully life is about to get better

I finally have an ADHD eval for medication scheduled! I’ve known I needed to do something about it for years, but I’ve been struggling real bad for a while and this week cutting down majorly on caffeine reminded me how poorly I function when not self medicating and that I should probably just go get an eval and meds

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Doomhammer complete! (For the most part!)

I really didn’t smooth and sand the print as much as I should have, but oh well!

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Progress on the Doomhammer!

I figured it would be a good project to start learning how to do shading since I’m brand new to painting

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I finally have an ADHD eval for medication scheduled! I’ve known I needed to do something about it for years, but I’ve been struggling real bad for a while and this week cutting down majorly on caffeine reminded me how poorly I function when not self medicating and that I should probably just go get an eval and meds

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My only experience with it was these sandwich cookies with a durian cream filling. It was certainly a memorable experience when you’re not used to it!

Though I’m excited to try smoothies or baked goods with it!

About to release absolute hell in my house

My husband was sad that the boba tea place didn’t have the durian flavor anymore (he really wanted to try it) so time to see if freeze dried is as strong smelling as fresh

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About to release absolute hell in my house

My husband was sad that the boba tea place didn’t have the durian flavor anymore (he really wanted to try it) so time to see if freeze dried is as strong smelling as fresh

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Zen’jan, being the cat-like guy he is, absolutely does the Flehman Response

It’s 90% a troll thing and 10% from being the avatar to a god that takes the form of a large cat

Just Zen making the troll equivalent to this face

Poor reader trying to cook for him and him walking in the door and immediately making that face because he’s trying to figure out the smell

Reader thinking it’s a bad response and him having to explain it’s just him trying to figure it out since it’s not spices he’s used to

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Xal'atath - detail from "Darkness devours" (Midnight key art 2/2) Artist: Glenn Rane World of Warcraft: Midnight (2025)

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I’m trying to be productive!

Packed lunches for the next two days instead of buying frozen meals

Made frittatas for breakfast the next few days I can bring to work and warm up

Trying to crush my severe caffeine addiction since I’m getting to the point of headaches when I skip morning coffee

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Taro is the best milk tea flavor and you can’t change my mind

(Bonus husband in pic. Not pictured: his strawberry milk tea with boba pearls)

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Gn!reader x m!ice troll

Mostly fluff with a little smut. No gender or description of reader.

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Your husband was growing his winter coat. A dense layer of fur along his shoulders, upper chest, back of his arms, and thighs. It was the same cool white tone as his hair and just as soft.

You had met him back when he was wandering city to city just to see the world and decided what he wanted for his life. He was intimidating at a glance, towering a few feet over any human, long upward curved tusks jutting from his mouth, and red eyes that made most people not want to interact with him, all common traits for an ice troll. Speaking what human common he knew, just trying to get directions, and mostly getting snubbed by people.

You joined him in his travels for many months before deciding to travel back south with him to the mountains his people called home. You had met many trolls in your time traveling, though he was the first ice troll you had met.

The city sat nestled between mountains, a sprawling labyrinth full of temples and shrines to their gods. A place of pilgrimage for all the ice troll tribes, and where he called home.

It was easily settling into a routine with him. You hadn’t planned on moving in and staying, only a few weeks, maybe a month before you went back to traveling. But he was playful and friendly, easy to just spend time with, and maybe it was from spending so much time around ice trolls but you were also starting to notice that he was quite attractive.

He came home one day, clothes damp from the first snow of the year, and just started stripping out of them in front of the lit hearth without thinking. You hollered at him and he laughed and apologized for forgetting you were there and just going on autopilot before ducking into the bathroom to dry off and change. He started being shirtless around the house after that, not that you were complaining.

It grew colder as you got into winter, though he and the other trolls seemed to thrive in it. He loved the cold, though he did everything he could to keep you warm in the brutally cold winter. He scooted the bed much closer to the hearth, making sure your side of the bed was nice and close. He got up through the night to add logs and stoke the fire, brought home heavy blankets for you and extra warm clothes. It all helped, but it was still cold and you didn’t see yourself living here long term.

The nights were rough, not that it bothered him. He slept shirtless, typically at least one leg sticking out from under the blankets.

“Just come here” he mumbled sleepily. It was the middle of the night, you were shivering a bit and he had noticed.

You didn’t argue, you just snuggled into his chest and he wrapped an arm around you. The amount of heat he gave off was incredible, suddenly it was easy to forget just how unbearably cold it actually was.

It became routine to automatically cuddle up to him every night, you didn’t even question it when he rolled onto his back and pulled you on to his chest. He nuzzled his jaw on the top of your head, something you had seen many couples doing over the past few months, a show of affection. You returned the gesture, nuzzling your cheek against his chest and then softly kissing the same spot.

For the first time, you heard a deep, rumbling purr from him. It was pleasant how it vibrated through you, warm and comforting, lulling you right to sleep.

From there on out you were openly affectionate, holding hands in public, nuzzling, kissing. He often got so excited whenever he saw you that he would come charging over to scoop you up, which was terrifying the first time. You had been shopping in the market when you heard the sounds of heavy footfalls rushing in your direction, you didn’t even have time to react or process what was happening before he picked you up.

You shrieked in surprise and he quickly released you with an apology.

“I was just happy to see you” he said as he knelt down to your eye level.

“Just maybe give me warning or something next time?” you sighed.

Slowly you learned to take him. At first just sitting on his lap in bed, your back to his chest while he worked a thick finger into you. It was uncomfortable at first, but he was gentle. Pausing to praise you often and stopping when you said it was too much.

It took weeks to finally work up to taking his cock. You straddled his hips, positioning yourself and slowing guiding him into yourself until it was too much, just softly bouncing on what you could take.

He squirmed underneath you, his hands digging into your hips where he held on to you. Eyes closed and lips parted while he groaned and tried not to move too much and accidentally hurt you.

Neither of you lasted long. He felt too good, reaching every part of you, feeling how he twitched and throbbed in you when he finished was more than enough to tip you over the edge too.

You laid together, just collapsed on his chest and feeling his cum leaking out of you, not that either of you cared about the mess you were making.

“You’ll stay, won’t you?” he asked, his voice soft and hesitant.

“Isn’t that what I’ve been doing?” you asked back.

“It is, but I know it’s a hard life here for you. It’s cold, everything is different from what you know, and I keep wondering when you’ll get bored or tired of it all.”

You sat up a bit to better see his face, he looked nervous. It was the first time you’d ever seen him like that. He was friendly and bubbly and playful. Always smiling, picking you up and spinning you around. He liked to toss snow at you when he thought you weren’t looking. The water for your baths was much too hot for him, but he liked sitting next to the tub and helping you wash off. He was affectionate and gentle. And loving.

“I’m not going anywhere” you leaned down to kiss his cheek, “You’re stuck with me.”

You could feel him let out the breath he must have been holding and how the tension dropped from his body, “I love you” the smile on his face was so warm and gentle as he spoke.

“I love you too” you reached down to kiss his forehead and then nuzzle the same spot.

You married in the summer, repeatedly telling him that if he wanted you to wear any traditional troll clothing for it then it was going to have to be warm enough out for you to skip all the layers.

He made promises to you in front of his family and gods. Promises to treasure you, to always be partners and equals, to take care of you and love you. Happily you returned those promises.

Before you knew it, it was winter again. Your husband was growing his winter coat again after the first snow. The fluffy fur on his thighs felt nice on the back of your legs as you sat on his lap, your face buried into his chest and equally warm fur there, his cock still in you between rounds as you both caught your breath. There’s many ways to keep warm in winter.

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I mean yeah getting dominated by a big ol monster is very hot and 10/10

But like also monsters who could absolutely manhandle you like it’s nothing who are just a whiny mess while you ride them. Little whimpers and moans while you set the pace and they’re just looking up at you with the biggest, wettest, adoring eyes while they’re just lost in the sauce

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I'm so glad we have Ve'nari in K'aresh to be endlessly unimpressed with our self importance as the main character of world of warcraft. Azeroth's Champion watching her 3D print a real live goat and just goes idk it was kind of mid