commandtower-solring-go
commandtower-solring-go
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June - She/Her - 27 - BoA Philosophy & Creative Writing. Also, Feminism.
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commandtower-solring-go · 16 hours ago
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Everyone has pea wet. It came with your xbox
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commandtower-solring-go · 17 hours ago
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commandtower-solring-go · 19 hours ago
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AI Content Voice: Dion Lesage Killed Donald Duck
Final Fantasy fans were shocked in 2019 to discover that Donald Duck *Quack SFX* was crowned "strongest mage in Final Fantasy" after the duck *Quack SFX" cast Zettaflare against the series long standing antagonist Xehanort *Deadly Beloved starts playing*
However, the duck *Quack SFX* couldn't be on top for too long. In Final Fantasy XVI, Dion Lesage, as Bahamut, cast the same spell, nearly destroying the planet *what the hell meme SFX*
Does this mean Dion Lesage is Final Fantasy's strongest character?? Will the duck *Quack SFX* ever recover?? *B roll of Donald Duck dying*
And that's why... *video loops*
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commandtower-solring-go · 20 hours ago
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If magic the gathering is to be believed, Black Bears tend to be rats
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commandtower-solring-go · 20 hours ago
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commandtower-solring-go · 21 hours ago
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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On the scale of genuine problems, this is in the tiniest corner. Really, it's not an ethical judgement, just an observation of character that caught me off guard. Im still friends with him. It's just been a while since I've spoken to a white boy
White guys have this way of sneaking up on you, its insane. I exhibited yesterday and brought a bunch of friends to this queer art show. He breaks out this complex analysis of my art work, and takes the time to really see all the works on display.
We all go get Columbian for lunch, we're having a great time, and then he shares an anecdote of a Sikh coworker of his who got upset that he touched his Turban. And he's all like:
"See, i don't respect culture. I respect people," to justify his disrespect. As if the motherfucker isn't in a cultural restaurant. As if we aren't watching the AFL on TV as we eat. As if we want just exposed to the latest reflection of queer culture. As if that opinion isn't just the product of 100 years of his own culture that he's so entrenched in he can't see it.
And, like, we pulled him up on it. Really, it sounded like him just trying to justify an embarrassing moment with a psudo-philophical comment. But damn dude. People will surprise you.
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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White guys have this way of sneaking up on you, its insane. I exhibited yesterday and brought a bunch of friends to this queer art show. He breaks out this complex analysis of my art work, and takes the time to really see all the works on display.
We all go get Columbian for lunch, we're having a great time, and then he shares an anecdote of a Sikh coworker of his who got upset that he touched his Turban. And he's all like:
"See, i don't respect culture. I respect people," to justify his disrespect. As if the motherfucker isn't in a cultural restaurant. As if we aren't watching the AFL on TV as we eat. As if we want just exposed to the latest reflection of queer culture. As if that opinion isn't just the product of 100 years of his own culture that he's so entrenched in he can't see it.
And, like, we pulled him up on it. Really, it sounded like him just trying to justify an embarrassing moment with a psudo-philophical comment. But damn dude. People will surprise you.
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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what the hell is going on
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commandtower-solring-go · 2 days ago
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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
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commandtower-solring-go · 3 days ago
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For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.
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commandtower-solring-go · 3 days ago
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