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I want to eat asbestos.

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Why does knee pain exist

Like wtf man

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My friend agrees that I have tiny dog mentality

- small

- Unbridled rage

- Shakes whenever it’s too cold

- Anxious about everything

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Unknown fact about me- I know how to throw knives and I have known ever since I was four. Because of that I subconsciously do knife tricks whenever I have them in my hand(s) and I also do it with pencils. I dunno why but the feeling of it is soothing to me??

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Music time

Today’s music recommendation is a bit different than my normal stuff

It is Sorority Girls by Mommy Long Legs

I found this song via just lowkey spacing out and let my YouTube auto play music and then this came on; they’re super good and really underrated imo

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Fun fact- I cannot detect sarcasm at all to the point where my friends lowkey fuck with me because they know I’ll take the shit they say literally

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Breaking news - local bimbo cryptid fucker can’t read

I’m not providing context except I cannot read I swear I’m not dyslexic <3

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Hot take but tea is better than coffee

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Hi hello welcome back to me ranting about songs that I enjoy

Today’s is a cover of Livin' La Vida Loca by Autumn Kings

This song (or more specifically the original by Ricky Martin) I have associated with someone and I hate it/hj

The reason it’s associated is stupid as well!! Like what the hell brain!!!! He’s lucky that I adore him so I don’t maim him though I might because of the song/j

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Gonna be starting a new thing which is basically me spewing out my music to y’all and telling mini things that remind me of the song

Today’s song is Mary On A Cross by Ghost

So association with this song; thing is that I HEAVILY associate this song with myself and I have like. Zero idea why, prolly because I’m sad and mentally ill lmao

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I think it’s kinda funny how I will literally just stop to take a picture of like a piece of roadkill or some shit like that and I still have people who tolerate me /r

Like thanks dude, what the fuck though you could’ve chosen a less weird ass person but ok whatever

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I think it’s kinda funny how I defensive I get whenever someone calls me out for liking someone /r even if I’m already dating the person

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One of my friends called me “small one”

Like thanks man, I know I’m short but damn

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Apologies, my friend stole my phone

I HATE GAY PEOPLE RAAHHHH

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I HATE GAY PEOPLE RAAHHHH

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Since I am horrible with remembering names (blame my pea brain) I have decided to document what I call my friends other than their names and what I think of them (featuring @eldritch-sys because fuck you i adore them/p)

Tricky- literally I just call them clown sometimes, they allow it so

Auditor- Old man, not giving any more context <3

Benrey- Gremlin, also mf who needs to be put on a child leash; ps, stop trying to arrest me it’ll never happen you won’t catch me alive

Hepass/Unus- Funny man, I enjoy

Hank- Cool boots dude, seriously that’s how we bonded when we first met lmao

Wilbur- Boyfriend’s brother and music man, lowkey kind of intimidates me but that’s because I am the equivalent of a small dog that shakes whenever it’s too cold

Gordon- Banana eel. That is all.

P03- Robot guy, we only met very briefly but robot guy

Bulbasaur- Ngl I think he’s kind of scared of me and I’m sorry dude I swear I’m chill </3

Bolf (sorry if I spelled your name wrong spelling is not my strong suit)- Very fluffy, and enjoys the dogs of the class; sorry for calling you Tricky’s kid I got you mixed up with Bug

CB- You!! Are really nice!!!! What the fuck!!!!!! I don’t think that I have other names for you but still you’re super nice!!

Phil- Boyfriend’s dad, you seem chill ig; you still kind of intimidate me though but that’s because of tiny dog mentality

Jay- Boyfriend, Benrey keeps calling me gay because of you. No I will not talk about how excited I get whenever I get to talk to you because I think you’re starting to become a fp for me and that scares me

Ffen (I think? I dunno how to spell your name sorry)- Tiny cat dude, we’ve met once but you seem cool

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I think I’m getting better at letting my partners have physical contact with me, which I’m proud of tbh; I never used to let my partners touch me whatsoever but,, it’s getting better