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hhhhhhhhhh

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

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protect democracy! don’t be a chucklefuck! there is hope! scream! aaaa

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

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the bucharest team,,,, come here,,, come to the hague,,,,, we need you, your code,,,,, your input,,,,,, so lost and alone without you, bucharest

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what do these dopes know about humanitarian aid

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"Go ahead, put anything." who does tumblr think they are. thats a lot of pressure for a fledgeling organization. no, i will not "put anything" i will write what is in my heart. what is that exactly? we're still working out the kinks to figure out how to put it. but whatever it is, you shouldnt be afraid. dont be afraid. dont be afraid. dont be afraid. good.

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daily reminder that france is a real and physical country that has feelings too, so eat a baguette, massacre the snails and chop the heads of certain not so specific politicians with a guillotine. and know that everyone who protests this message is a hater. btw.

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events are hard. do we do events? we want to! I want to! so many events to do, so little time

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im baaaaack! missed me?

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i think we have a github? is that social media? posting open source code on the world wide web? sounds like something we’d do

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the office is undergoing renovations so everyone’s workin from home. i hope the roomba is okay, not dejected, lonely, or lost. poor roomba. we’ll be back soon

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after extensive observation of the 2025 German Bundestag elections using our Vote Monitor tool, we can confidently say that

Friedrich Merz exists*✅

*while ontologists disagree on whether existence is a property that can be ascribed to entities, or whether it can only be ascribed to entities that already have properties, it is generally agreed that things either exist, or they don’t, or they may fall somewhere in between. this is separate from angela merkel’s preferences for the state of existing, which is that merz stops doing it

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Theo Is Our Stock Manager! Theo Can Help Your NGO Track Perishable Donations and Manage Distribution

have you ever had spinach in the fridge and you were ever like 'dam i should do something with that' and then you forget and suddenly youve created Flubber Starring Robin Williams by accident? well if you look anything like Robin Williams (humanoid), I cant help you. BUUUUT if you look like a registered NGO and need some help keeping your spinach nice and crispy, I CAN help you!

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have you ever had spinach in the fridge and you were ever like 'dam i should do something with that' and then you forget and suddenly youve created Flubber Starring Robin Williams by accident? well if you look anything like Robin Williams (humanoid), I cant help you. BUUUUT if you look like a registered NGO and need some help keeping your spinach nice and crispy, I CAN help you!

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im not trained in communications i just lucked into this job bc i like writing and own a camera. but i do wonder what the best way to achieve our visibility goals is. do we focus all of our attention on linkedin (fuck ew. ow. ow. ow. ow.🤢) and our website, or do we just do everything? Commit Global starts a netflix documentary. fuckit, Commit Global myspace page.

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sleep. work. sleep. work. sleep. work.