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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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I made a new sticker collection of these cute little Pridesaurs!!
They are currently available on my esty page, we got the whole gang!
ACE-kylosaurus (Ankylosaurus)
ALLY-oramus (Alioramus)
ARO-margasaurus (Amargasaurus)
BI-rachisaurus (Brachiosaurus)
Me-GAY-losaurus (Megalosaurus)
LESB-beosaurus (Lambeosaurus)
THEY-rizinosaurus (Therizinosaurus)
PAN-oplosaurus (Panoplosaurus...yeah its juts literally its name...)
QUEER-mesaurus (Quilmesaurus)
TRANS-ceratops (Triceratops)
If you are interested in owning one of these pretty pretty dinos, please consider supporting my silly art and visit my shop through the following link
I CURRENTLY RUN A 20% PRIDE MONTH SALE (May till end of June):
Link to the stickers:
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:
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Why do you think it’s called a raccoon DOG? Dog isn’t a fixed scientific term. It’s a colloquialism that refers to canines. African Wild Dog? A dog. Wolf? Dingo? Jackal? All dogs.
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
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