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Help Hamza get his family out of gaza.

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Well played.

I'll get around to them soon. English A-Levels, y'know?

(no hate to @commonguttersnipe btw, I know she's been busy for a while which is understandable :)👍. It's just how I've been feeling for a while whilst I've been waiting. Again, no hate to you Commie!)

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Oh, to get away with rich people crimes…

Shitty "The Magic Christian" meme for y'all! Also is technically propaganda to make y'all go watch "The Magic Christian" (1969).

Do watch it though. Please. Please. Pl-(dies from cringe explosion from me fanning about the film "The Magic Christian" (1969) starring Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr)

Me and @commonguttersnipe fr (though we're not rich enough to bribe people with a lot of money to get away with rich people crimes or something idk unfortunately lol)

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This is so Michael Palin coded...

The “he was kinda cute when he was young lol” to “I need to fuck that old man nasty style” pipeline

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Why is Eric so cunty with it?

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Hiya! How was your experience of seeing the play "The Ballad of Hattie and James"? Also also, were you able to somehow get a selfie with Charlie Edwards himself??

I'm going to go see it on May 11th!!!

IM GOING FERAL IN THE MEANTIME!

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THIS IS BRILLIANT

IT’S FINALLY AVAILABLE IN PODCAST FORM!!

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remember how concerned the pythons were for terry jones and then found out he was just complaining about john cleese lmao

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GUESS WHO’S GOING TO SEE THE BALLAD OF HATTIE AND JAMES?!??!

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FUCK YES-

THIS>>>>>>

Wishing all the bigoted transphobes and TERFS to be unexpectedly crushed/squashed to death by a 16 tonne weight* :) for being exceedingly and unnecessarily being nasty to all the trans homies for no reason other than not wanting my trans homies to be who they really are and are just trying to live their lives just like the rest of us. Politely and absolutely double fuck you 🖕🖕 transphobes and TERFs🖕🖕, you absolute fucking, shit-eating cunt bags with absolutely no pure heart of gold and are really cold-hearted trolls who have nothing to do with their lives other than make trans people suffer for no reason other than your bigoted enjoyment of seeing my trans homies suffer. I hope you do get crushed/squashed to death by a 16 tonne weight :D🖕🖕

(*this is a Monty Python reference btw)

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(seriously though, someone would have to have a heart full of vitriol hatred to absolutely hate The Nicest Man of Britain™. Like, if you are that full of hatred, uhh.....go do one, mate.)

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Oh...

Wait- I thought this was normal???

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I don’t like being called Eddie Baby 😠

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God, I love Good Omens.

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Commie, I sobbed reading this.

"so how did you two meet"

she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate