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It is your moral and ethical duty to never stop clowning on matt mullenwaugh for deeming "i hope he gets in a car covered with hammers and it blows up" as an actionable death threat. This needs to reach John Green Cock Post levels of unavoidable for him

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the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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they should invent a past you can change

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if i think about them too long i’ll go insane (text from @/veniennes on tiktok)

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your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while

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Should auld acquaintance be forgot, etc.

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I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

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Transparent pins taken from the Arquives' button collection!

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doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.

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they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

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night of november 5th i could have lifted a car if i needed to

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tip: you can associate fictional characters with favorite songs. but watch out

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BLOODBORNE SCENERY SERIES ▷ ↳ The Hunter's Dream

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I'm not surprised to hear Kaidan knows of and has read the spectre handbook.