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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

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iconic parts of lord of the rings that sadly didn’t make it into the films:

Frodo and Sam getting into a fight about rope

Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack

the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded

“DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”

Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin

Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives

Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)

Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter

the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes

basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything

Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone

Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive

Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk

feel free to add your own

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really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band

Turn ON the sound

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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this joke makes me so mad because I 100% bet you we already have

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i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

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got a major pest problem this year actually