communism-in-retrospect

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me = cool bisexual, good taste in music, bad at simple math

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And I would happily welcome the apocalypse

If people tasted like black licorice, there would be a lot less cannibalism.

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I’m torn between my desire to have an active and fulfilling life and my desire to never leave my house ever

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Honestly can we all just take the time to appreciate and congratulate Paul McCartney like he spent most of his adult life focusing on grooming his son Jesse McCartney and supporting/helping him in his career as a singer and now he’s finally coming out of his shell and being recognised as an artist on his own at age 72 this is inspiring to all the seniors out there who hope to become musicians #NevaGiveUpOnYourDreamz

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The way we perceive time and history is so weird I get so tripped out when I think about how Cleopatra lived closer tot he iPhone being invented than she did to the Great Pyramids being built. Or how Stonehenge would have already been ruins when Jesus walked the earth or how Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire or how Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year like man this it’s all so crazy

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me when i’m at a shit party but someone’s given me free grog

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what butt expulsion are you? by sign

Aries - noxious gas Taurus - fat poops Gemini - watery farts Cancer - diarrhea Leo - small rock poops Virgo - loud farts that dont smell Libra - explosive diarrhea Scorpio - whiny farts Sagittarius - silent but deadly farts Capricorn - slimy poop Aquarius - green poop Pisces - shart

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my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

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prayer circle for all the LGBT+ people spending the holidays with their bigoted families. you can get through this and i believe in you all.

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let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes