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He may be stupid in some ways but he is smart in others. I just so happens that his stupidity is more overt than his cleverness.

WHY DOES EVERYONE STILL ACT LIKE NARVIN IS A MORON

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*a holographic representation of a woman flickers and resolves into the form of Compassion*

Welcome to me

*she bends down and scratches the head of the cat with one finger*

I was not expecting you to bring the Coordinator here. I would suggest he change clothes as soon as possible and you to Lord President, neither of you are very popular here.

Now you see I realise the reason I could not find Marie is because she had collided with me at the moment of my becoming the afterlife. She currently in a state of stasis near the north gate. Your new good will be with you soon Lord President.

*she flickers and the hologram is once more just a generic woman advertising an anti war hat*

Knock knock

What! who is it!

I am a Colonel of the British East Indian Company! I will not be spoken to like this! I will have you flogged to death!

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Hence why I am not intervening that cat is to important. Also I am currently a city the size of a spiral galaxy.

We have taken your cat hostage, without the cat you will never find Marie.

You will hand over Cousin Justine at once ore your cat will be executed!

Signed @colonel-jameson of the British East India Company

What do you mean you've taken my cat? How did you get it? And I don't know what Justine is doing, I don't have her. You can't threaten my cat for something I can't even give you.

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You know I do think that Leela would be a very good person to take care of them however they do need the best education.

Goodbye.

*Voice stops*

@coordinatorofthecia my name is Colonel Varn commander of Her Majesty’s First Royal Paradox Regiment, and under a flag of truth I come to talk.

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Well the, being here is an unfortunate Paradox. As I have said they are from Gallifrey’s personal future. And the soldiers have all just been returned to earth and the Faction Paradox agents returned to their headquarters. By me. You can tidy up my anarchist uprising if you want but who cares.

Varn will stay here and please do sort out Colonel Jameson as I have said he has taken something dear to me and your president hostage.

On a lighter note. I have dropped off the Doctor’s Daughter @empress-miranda-who in your office. She is here to receive a proper Prydonian education. She is not to be sent of world and she is to be looked after. You will not ask about her past as it may create a Paradox. All you need to know is that the Doctor is her Father or possibly mother, and that she must have the best education possible.

One final thing do try and deal with Anastasia that plot with her was an awful embarrassment of mine and I would rather no loose ends be left behind.

@coordinatorofthecia my name is Colonel Varn commander of Her Majesty’s First Royal Paradox Regiment, and under a flag of truth I come to talk.

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Yes well Varn is unfortunately from Gallifrey’s relative future. A future I can’t tell you about. Varn does not know much of this future but in this future that is yet to pass Earth will begin to develop Time Travel in the 16th century. Obviously you must know great changes are going to happen, are happening and have happened. Varn and his Torchwood are the future a future yet to pass. The rest of the human I will return to earth with the exception of Colonel Jameson who holds something dear to me I fear what he will do. Varn you may do what you wish with send him to Gryben or kill him I care not. But the rest will be returned to theirs proper timeline. And without Faction interference will never reach Gallifrey again.

@coordinatorofthecia my name is Colonel Varn commander of Her Majesty’s First Royal Paradox Regiment, and under a flag of truth I come to talk.

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*ominously manifesting just her voice*

Do not meddle with earth coordinator. Its temporal development must not be interfered with.

However;

Colonel Varn must not leave Gallifrey. History records after this date he never returns to Earth.

@coordinatorofthecia my name is Colonel Varn commander of Her Majesty’s First Royal Paradox Regiment, and under a flag of truth I come to talk.

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I don’t know I just think she would be interested in this that’s all.

Releasing bears back into the wild in the uk. 1500 years without them is long enough.

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@professor-bernice-summerfield

Releasing bears back into the wild in the uk. 1500 years without them is long enough.

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You wanted to become a history instead you became a statue I want to be my own master, which I became and then I became a new history.

So I did what you wanted to and you are now what I was.

Poetic justice, obviously

Rassilon sucks

That is not the official stance of the CIA. And I would remind you that the Lords Rassilon are currently wandering around the matrix. Be careful what you say in His presence.

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Luckily we no longer need Rassilon or even the Matirx well the Time Lords do but real cool people don’t. You get me instead. Pity I have a civil war going on but that’s life not like Gallifrey has not had its fair share of civil wars. Morbius, the drornid presidency, Pandora, Pandora once more, and then whatever is happening right now, so all things considered only one civil war is an improvement on Gallifrey.

Rassilon sucks

That is not the official stance of the CIA. And I would remind you that the Lords Rassilon are currently wandering around the matrix. Be careful what you say in His presence.

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At least as I am now the afterlife I get to watch them all running around in me. But the real Kode is still replaced by that mangled corpse, Fitz.

But even if it was still the real him he would not recognise me.

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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Obviously not I try to avoid them at all costs. But this is a very important task.

@chris-cwej I am an an enigmatic time machine I have a job for you and need to kidnap you.

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@coordinatorofthecia hi I’m going to [expletive deleted] of Gallifrey I need to go an become the after life. Sorry about the mess I am leaving you. You cannot tell anyone I am becoming the afterlife with the exception of Justine, Shunckucker, the Doctor, the Master and Morbius. I know you will but this will dream a truly massive Paradox which may erase your Gallifrey.

By the way I dropped @chris-cwej off on Gallifrey you should hire him.

Got this? Bye!!!!!!!!

*becomes the afterlife for all humanity, part humans, post humans, pre humans, proto humans, semi humans and so on. Exists beyond the end of the universe but before the next*

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Yeah I need you to go help fix a Gallifrey. Make sure you avoid Justine and get a Job with CIA.

Bernice Summerfield is currently on Gallifrey I think and so is Ace (you met her at Benny’s wedding) so you won’t feel alone. Oh Romana is there twice over you will be fine. I will give you someone else to help but now I’m off to become the after life.

@chris-cwej I am an an enigmatic time machine I have a job for you and need to kidnap you.

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Yeah I hate that guy.

hey so I just wanted to let you know that it’s really super illegal to be drinking ginger laced champagne at your young age. A BAC of 200 is really no state to be operating a TARDIS in and you need to re materialize now to face due process or wait until you’ve passed your second millennia to return

Whatever

Its not blood its something else

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@chris-cwej I am an an enigmatic time machine I have a job for you and need to kidnap you.