completebastardsweek

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OKAY.

This took way longer than expected to put out. Mostly from procrastination but also life just got in the way a lot and I was hit with the biggest amount of writers block I've ever had during this but its finally out! (At least the first 3 chapters are, chapter 4 is currently underway) So, without further ado, here is my @completebastardsweek (Very) late submission!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64367491/chapters/165244183

Rating:

Explicit

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories:

M/M

Multi

Fandom:

The Young Ones (TV 1982)

Relationship:

Vyvyan Basterd/Rick (Young Ones)

Characters:

Rick (Young Ones)

Vyvyan Basterd

Neil Wheedon Watkins Pye

Mike (Young Ones)

Additional Tags:

Porn With Plot

Gender Dysphoria

Genderqueer Character

Gender Issues

Trans Character

Trans Male Character

Masturbation

Exhibitionism

Canon-Typical Violence

Canon-Typical Behavior

Period-Typical Homophobia

Period Typical Attitudes

Mild Hurt/Comfort

Fluff and Hurt/Comfort

Fluff

Eventual Smut

Angst

Feelings Realization

Porn with Feelings

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Young Ones (TV 1982) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vyvyan Basterd/Rick (Young Ones), Vyvyan Basterd/Original Character(s), Rick Pratt/Voltaire Characters: Vyvyan Basterd, Rick Pratt Additional Tags: 30 years later, Complete Bastards Week, Reunion, Funeral, revisiting the past Summary:

Rick accepts an invitation to a funeral and runs into an old flame.

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Now that Complete Bastards Week is officially over, I'm just making a post to remind those who couldn't quite meet the deadlines that late submissions are more than welcome! Please tag this blog if and when you post, so I can share your creation here.

Thank you to those who've gotten involved so far. I hope everyone has enjoyed themselves. 💚

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Young Ones (TV 1982) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Original Characters, Jerzei Balowski, Rick (Young Ones), Vyvyan Basterd, Neil Wheedon Watkins Pye, Mike (Young Ones) Additional Tags: Complete Bastards Week, Prompt Fic, Character Turned Into a Ghost, Post-Canon, Far Future, Modern Era, Haunted Houses, Newspapers, Self-Indulgent Summary:

In 1984, four Scumbag students drove a double decker bus over a cliff. That was supposed to be the end of the story…

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Kick Up The Eighties (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kevin Turvey/Reader Characters: Kevin Turvey, Reader Additional Tags: Complete Bastards Week, Prompt Fic, First Dates, Short & Sweet Summary:

Kevin thinks he’s fumbled your first date.

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I've finally done my Day 3 prompt (Drunk) for @completebastardsweek... 2 whole days late. Yippee!

Anyways, for some reason, when it comes to OC creation, I have a soft spot for giving the most horrible men daughters (my Jojo OC Haruka from a while back, whom I still love dearly, is proof enough of this lol). Thus, I'm actually very excited to have finally done something for my horrible little woman Victoria <3

Hopefully I'll get the last two prompts I had planned done by next week at least. Next one has no OCs in it, funnily enough (or mpreg, which is entirely new for me in terms of fanfiction lmao)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Absolutely Fabulous Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edina Monsoon/Reader Characters: Edina Monsoon, Reader Additional Tags: Complete Bastards Week, Prompt Fic, Self-Indulgent, Orgasm Denial, Orgasm Edging, Body Worship, Vaginal Fingering Summary:

She isn’t perfect, but you love her.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The New Statesman (TV 1987) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Characters: Alan B'Stard, Sarah B'Stard, Margaret Thatcher (UK Politician) Additional Tags: Complete Bastards Week, Prompt Fic, Character Turned Into Vampire, Murder, Child Murder, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Misogyny, Racism, Blood and Violence, Politics, Metaphors, Satire, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Psychopathology & Sociopathy Summary:

In Thatcher’s bloody Britain, a new type of monster stalks the land - one intent on purging the country of all those it deems unfit to live there.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Dangerous Brothers - Mayall & Edmondson Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Sir Adrian Dangerous, Sir Richard Dangerous Additional Tags: Voyeurism, Light Bondage, Light BDSM Summary:

Sir Adrian Dangerous comes home unexpectedly early and finds his house mate in a precarious position.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Young Ones (TV 1982), Voltaire (Musician) RPF Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rick Pratt/Voltaire Characters: Rick (Young Ones), Aurelio Voltaire Additional Tags: RPF, cross dressing Summary:

Rick Pratt has moved to New York to start over again after his parents death. His dream is to become a famous poet. But he is about to find something else that is going to change the course of his life even further.

voltaire for reference 😝

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Blackadder Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Baldrick (Blackadder), Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder Back and Forth), Edmund Blackadder, Maid Marian, Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: Complete Bastards Week, Prompt Fic, Post-Canon, No Dialogue, pretty much anyway, Family Reunions, New Year’s Eve Summary:

There’s something bothering Baldrick at the back of his mind. Then again, as King Edmund says, it’s probably just a flea.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Young Ones (TV 1982) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vyvyan Basterd/Rick (Young Ones) Characters: Vyvyan Basterd, Rick (Young Ones) Additional Tags: Complete Bastards Week, Prompt Fic, Obsession, Obsessive Behavior, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Masturbation in Shower, Canon-Typical Violence, Internalized Homophobia, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Dark Crack Summary:

Vyvyan regrets punching that hole through to the bathroom, but we all go a little mad sometimes. He does regret it. Mostly.

There might be something wrong with him.

…Filthy boy.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Young Ones (TV 1982) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vyvyan Basterd/Rick (Young Ones) Characters: Vyvyan Basterd, Rick (Young Ones) Additional Tags: Loss of Virginity, hatefucking Summary:

Vyvyan is conducting one of his Rick beat downs when he notices something strange. It is only going to get stranger.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62369272

Day 1 of @completebastardsweek ... Whoo!

The rest of the days will probably either be missed, because I didn't enjoy writing my ideas as much as I thought I would, or will just be pretty damn late so don't have too much faith in me. All but one of the ones I do want to write will also be OC-centred like this one, because I am desperate to do something with my girls and also they are easier to write than canon characters because you can do whatever you want with them lmao

Anyways, TL;DR Vim reminisces on how he fucked up his longest relationship, just as he starts to fuck up another.

[Edit: Prompt is Childhood/Nostalgia, should have specified lol...]

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Comic Strip Presents… Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sally Friedman/Vim Fuego Characters: Sally Friedman (The Comic Strip Presents…), Vim Fuego Additional Tags: Complete Bastards Week, Prompt Fic, Loss of Virginity, Hotel Sex, Interviews, Cunnilingus, Post-Canon, Scars, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Eventual Smut, My First Smut, please be nice to meeeee Summary:

A year after the second Bad News documentary airs on Channel 4, Vim Fuego contacts Sally Friedman and asks her for an interview. He wants to tell his side of the story. Sally, for her part, is keen to monopolise on an opportunity of any kind.

Strange things can happen when you’re alone in a hotel room.

I guess I’ll kick things off for Complete Bastards Week! He’s the monster I’ve been wrestling with for the first day. Prompt used is: Loss of Virginity 👀 @completebastardsweek