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anne: you love me right ?

parr: ....normally i’d say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere and i don’t think i like it.

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anne: fuck you!

parr: later. now listen here you little shi-

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parr: question. how long does a stick of deodorant usually take you?

anne: normally only three to four bites

parr: why do i even bother

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jane: what are you doing?

anne: helping parr find her donuts i ate an hour ago

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Jane: what do you call sabotage and vandalism?

Anne: a hobby.

Jane:...

Anne:.. that i don’t take part in !

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Jane: did you two eat all the donuts

Anne and Katherine: no,,,

Jane: why are you lying? i can see all the powder on your pants.

Anne, panicking: that’s cocaine

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Anne: this is literally like when caesar got stabbed in the back for inventing a salad

Katherine: anne dont bring the bible into this

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Jane: hey parr, truth or dare?

Parr: uh truth i guess

Jane: how many hours have you slept this week?

Parr: nevermind, dare

Jane: go the fuck to sleep

Parr: i dont like this game

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Nobody:

Not a soul:

Not even Aragon:

Anne: IM USING DINOSAUR WRAPPING PAPER I DONT CARE IF IT SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY. ITS JESUS’ BIRTHDAY!

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Anne: fellas is it gay to be gay?

Parr: according to historians? no

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Katherine: im so tired I could eat a horse

Aragon: i identify as a horse and this offends me

Anna: i identify as offend and this horses me

Anne: i offend horses, identify me

Parr: what the literal fuck????

Jane: why are you eating a horse if youre tired???

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Anne: squirrels are russian spies

Parr: proof?

Anne: i have none

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Parr: sup kid. whats goin on?

Katherine: teenage rebellion

Parr: fuck yeah! stick it to the old people

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Katherine: anne,whats capitalism?

Anne: those are the big letters, dude