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I'm a wierd person, might as well share my wierd thoughts with everyone... trust me, all my thoughts are random and wierd.
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completelyrandomus-blog · 8 years ago
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I read this as I watch Netflix and blog about my weird thoughts on tumblr
When I binge watch tv shows, I realized I’m watching actors live a fake life while I sit and waste my real one away
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completelyrandomus-blog · 8 years ago
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Teacher: An object in motion tends to stay in motion unless an outside force is acted upon it.
Me: Why is it that when I run, all I want to do is stop running then?
Teacher: Looks like your outside force has stopped acting.
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completelyrandomus-blog · 8 years ago
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You left, I thought you would be gone forever, but you came back for me. For that, I will love you forever, to the ends of the earth. You are my favorite person... I love you.
Sir Doggington
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completelyrandomus-blog · 8 years ago
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Extrovert: Yeah, I had a great time Friday night! I crashed a party with some friends.
Introvert: Me too! I crashed in my bedroom and read a good book... Hey, you wanna hang out again sometime?
Extrovert: Sure, that'd be great.
Introvert: Sorry, I was talking to my books.
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completelyrandomus-blog · 8 years ago
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I feel like whenever i start watching a show and I like it, it begins to consume me and become the only thought in my mind. If someone has an apple for lunch, I immediately associate it with Eddie from Season 2 episode 14 when he sees an apple in the trash can when he throws something away.
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completelyrandomus-blog · 8 years ago
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Being sick can be really awesome. You get to lay in bed watching Netflix all day... Which is basically what I normally do but now I have a valid excuse.
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completelyrandomus-blog · 8 years ago
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If I’m watching a show and you try to talk to me or are being distracting, prepare to be cut... either during the commercial break or after the show. 
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completelyrandomus-blog · 8 years ago
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Not even 10 minutes into 2017 I began to choke on my spit and my eyes started watering. I’m having some real good signs for the New Year.
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