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Two and Half Big Guys (4U)
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CHAPTER 4
Nathan, Oscar & Rich Piana sat inside Rich’s huge mansion, his house was full of Protein powder containers, machines which pumped protein gas into the air & 5% nutrition bottles were everywhere.
“Natty’s are still good, we fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild we can do better, we will. We have to” said Rich Piana whilst chugging down 20 protein shakes
“20 years being Natty Nathan, we’ve seen what promises to stay Natty are worth, how many Nattys are left? How many stay that way” he continued
Nathan couldn’t get the idea of Thomas out of his head and he muttered to himself, “You were never a big guy… You weren’t even a man.”
Rich looked at Nathan, “That’s where you’re wrong Nathan, you see Thomas is a special… a special breed, he doesn’t come from the same place we do… he’s from Planet Fitness” Nathan looked at Rich confused, “Planet. F…fitness, I thought it was destroyed?” “Yes, that’s right Nathan, it is. Thomas is the last son of Planet Fitness, the last of his kind, if he were to give up his natty status, he would become almost undefeatable”
“What are we supposed to do?” Oscar said
“I fear it’s too late, it seems Thomas has already used his recently acquired MASSIVE HUGE COCK (Rich Piana actually yells that part) to help propel himself to the remains of Planet Fitness, I tried to track him using my super powered natty senses, but the gods of Planet Fitness are stopping me”
“How did Thomas know he was the last son of Planet Fitness?” Asked Oscar “He didn’t till now, the last son of Planet Fitness’s identity would remain a secret until the very natty blood in his veins would draw him back to it.” Rich stood up and stared at his wall, it was made of the oldest most powerful protein powder, mined from the deepest protein mines on Earth. He turned around and said “Thomas will return soon, we must stop him, we can delay him for some time” “Thomas will infuse himself with the bodies of his fallen and he will return for you Oscar. It is only a matter of time” “What about James?” Inquired Oscar “James cannot be defeated by anything known to man, no natty is powerful enough to stop him, I’m honestly not sure what we can do.” “Oscar, I’m leaving it to you, you brain is beyond my meat head comprehension and has proved to be very powerful in not only physical but also mental abilities, you must find a way to stop James while me and Nathan delay Thomas.” *Change over to Thomas* Thomas was shooting across space using his enormous penis to propel him across space, it expelled hundreds of liters of ultra-radioactive urine to push him 1000s of miles a second. In the corners of Thomas’s eyes, he spotted his destroyed Planet. “This… this is my home, it must be” Thomas said as he looked over the remains of his ancestor’s home. What happened? Why am I here? There must be a reason.” Thomas looked over the millions of corpses of big guys scattered everywhere, they all looked just like him, incredibly sexy and handsome, well-endowed they all were true lady killers. A single tear fell down Thomas’s cheek. Quickly his sadness turned to rage and his eyes went bright neon red. He yelled out sending shock waves through the galaxy destroying planets in his fury. The souls of all his ancestors began to float towards him and infuse with his soul, it had begun, Thomas could never go back, he was no longer natty like Rich Piana the nattiest man alive of course.
Thomas’s body began to grow, incredibly quickly, he soon became 10x his original size and his body became covered with a thick layer of brain which was unbreakable by almost any material. Thomas now weighed 14,500kg and was 60 feet tall.
Not only was Thomas now exponentially stronger than any human on earth but he was smarter than all of them as well. Thomas’s penis has infused the penises of all his brethren, it was now so big and muscular that it weighed 1000 kilos and was around 22 feet long and incredibly thick and veiny. The veins on his penis however were a neon green they glowed triumphantly.
That's how it starts. The fever... the rage... the feeling of powerlessness that turns good nattys non-natty. Thomas’s rage was uncontrollable, he was solely focused on revenge. He would destroy Oscar, Nathan and everything they had ever loved. Thomas began bolting back to Earth using his even more powerful penis he’d arrive in just less than a few hours.
 *Change back to Oscar who was not with the others because he was sent to do another task by Rich*
 Oscar sat reading in Richest library which was full of millions of books about body building and overall being Natty (just like Rich Piana). He must have looked through thousands already using his massive brain to scan through so many as a time. His eyes finally became fixed one and he instantly read it using his super brain muscle reading powers. He stopped for a moment. He Had it, the way to stop Thomas and James both at the same time. “I must find Rich before it’s too late” Oscar said.
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CHAPTER 1
“BOOM BOOM BOOM”
Nathan's huge powerful legs made cracks in the concrete as he walked towards Oscars house.
Nathan was one of the most powerful nattys that had ever existed, able to squat 20 plates a side for hundreds of reps. His ripped physique was impeccable, nothing in thousands of kilometers could ever wish to compete with his pure masculine beauty, he was the pinnacle of the human form. Nathan tensed his 50-inch circumference biceps, more than twice the size of Arnold's arms in his prime… however Nathan achieved this COMPLETELY NATTY.
"OSCAR" he yelled, his incredibly powerful voice sending shock waves blowing down trees. You see Nathan had been training his throat muscles for years doing throat curls
 I HIT THE GYM HARD, WHILE YOU EAT PIZZA
 Girls nearby look at Oscars INCEL body and think "ewww what a loser" while they look at Nathan and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, he’s so strong and ripped".
 They admire Nathan because without his looks he's still INFINITELY better than Oscar because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
 Women want nothing but a REAL MAN like Nathan and its either NATHAN or NOTHING
 "Why haven't you incels learnt yet?" he said to Oscar
 "It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS." he continued
  You see
 Nathan is a ripped, muscular SEX GOD who sweats pheromones like waterfalls and makes women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of him. He possesses the ultimate weapon of conquest, which can claim even entire civilizations without a single bullet having to be fired - ALPHA GENETICS
 When Oscar sees a Nathan coming, he naturally lowers his gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentally ill wrecks they are in comparison to a GOD. Oscar was a pathetic weakling DYEL who could never even think to compete with a SEX GOD like Nathan the pure absolute perfection that he was. He spent all his time in the most pathetic DYEL place in the world where people would read books or something.
Nathan picked Oscar up and began to curl him because he was bored and went inside to fuck his mom.
 The house shook due to Nathans powerful thrusts, he was so good at sex by default, he was born that way. He was a SEX GOD. Oscar cried whilst this happened know he A WEAK LOSER IDIOT FUCKING RETARD DYEL INCEL VIRGIN IDIOT FAGGOT could do nothing to stop Nathan, the strongest man he’d ever seen. Nathan walked out of Oscar’s house and saw him staring at a girl, it was his dream girl, he wanted her more than anything. She gave no notice to Oscar at all since he was a DYEL LOSER FAGGOT. However, as Nathan walked out she immediately turned around drawn to his ultimate masculine presence that no girl could resist. She sprinted over to Nathan and looked at Oscar for a second in disgust. “Wow Oscar you’re such a DYEL LOSER, unlike Nathan what a HOT GOD, how can you even compete?” she walked off because Nathan who didn’t even say anything made her blush so much that her cheeks began to go brighter than they ever had in her life.
Nathan stopped moving for a moment… he sensed something… his super powered ears which he’d trained using high weight ear curls had improved his hearing so that he could hear almost anything happening around the world. However, this sound was something he’d heard before.
It was…
T…Thomas                           Thomas must have jumped from 1000s of miles away and had landed about 100 meters away from Nathan. The blast from Thomas landing knocked Oscar, a FUCKING LOSER DYEL tumbling hundreds of kilometers away and it seemed that he had broken all of his bones and probably killed him
Thomas immediately dashed 100 meters in 0.1 seconds towards Nathan. Nathan, facing the other direction began turning and clapping slowly… “well well well, look who it is…Thom..ASS”
 Thomas grunted in anger. “LETS END IT ALL NOW NATHAN, YOU AND ME, LETS REALLY SEE WHO IS THE GREATEST” Thomas pulled out of his pocket muscle a whole bench press machine and barbell with many plates, with no safeties of course because why would someone like Thomas ever fail a set? IM UP FIRST, Thomas laid down on the bench which was specially made to hold someone of his HUGE POWER AND SIZE, he weighed 500kg. of pure muscle.
Thomas was so big he had a gravitational field powerful enough that he could manipulate objects nearby and move them, this is how he moved 10 plates onto each side of the bench press barbell
He pumped out 100 reps in 2 seconds. And yelled “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY” just like Rich Piana when he finished. “Hmmph” not bad said Nathan “but I can do much better” Nathan did 100 reps in 1 second. Impressive. Thomas was angry, he wouldn’t let Nathan beat him he increased the weight by two times… 20 plates on each side, 820kg bench press. He punched out his max set of 100 reps in 1 second he couldn’t do any more… Nathan stared at Thomas in disbelief, was Thomas the true SEX GOD, he was intimidated and even scared. Nonetheless he knew he could do it if he prayed to the only god he knew, Rich Piana. He put his headphones in and played his favorite song, The Natty Anthem, Rich Pianas theme song. “WHATEVER IT TAKES” Nathan Yelled
He went down onto the bench and pushed out as many as he could, however Nathan was on his very last rep to get to 101 and beat Thomas but he couldn’t make it… he felt his very life slipping away from him. He would die on that bench if he had to, he had to do WHATEVER IT TAKES COME ON.
All of a sudden something began to push the bar up just enough for Nathan to lock out and finish that last rep… Out the corner of Nathans peripheral vision, which he had trained to be better than any animal on the planet because of his eye curls, he saw Oscar. Oscar was almost dead, every bone in his body broken except his brain and his penis bone which seemed unbreakable… he had made Nathan win. Thomas YELLED OUT IN RAGE AND JUMPED AWAY “O…Oscar you came back to win it for me” Nathan said “I’m just doing what you told me to always try do… I did… I did whatever it takes”
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CHAPTER 3
Oscar starred at the bloody mess of Nathan on the floor “You hit the gym hard… while I ate Pizza at the Library, so why would I save you? You’re a bully!” Oscar let out a deep sigh and using his all of his superior intellect + some of Alex jones Alpha Male vitality supplement so his Brain force was so powerful that he spontaneously created a machine that put Nathan back together in an instant. However, Nathan wasn’t the same, he never would be. He was a shell of his previous self.
Nathan stared blankly and said nothing, he didn’t know what to say, or maybe he couldn’t say anything at all. Not just a moment later a bus stopped by on the other side of the road, out came the most disgusting, vile subhuman trash whose stench carried across the road, he was the most obese man… thing… whatever Oscar had ever seen. He was wearing a shirt that said “James” that was it. He easily weighed 700kg of 95% fat the rest was skin and bones.
James’s rancid stench went up Oscar and Nathans nose and he stared at them and grinned like Pepe and walked into his house which was unkept, untidy and overall a mess. Nathan watched him walk inside then listened closely to what James might be doing, he listened using his super hearing, Nathan could hear many people talking and gross noises coming from inside James’s house, the house began to shake and outburst James, he’d grown 10x his original size and his full stench was flooding the nostrils of Oscar and Nathan TRIGGER WARNING THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING REALLY BAD James picked up a random person walking close by “Just a taste sir” James said as he Slurped down some gravy “We both need our breakfast, correct?” Faintly nodding, the man got eye level with yellow crusts of James’s toe. “An Appetizer” James forced his disgusting toe into the Mans mouth and a piece became soggy and moist and broke off into his mouth. Swallowing it the man tilted his head to the left  and gagged. “Mmmmm” James grunts as the flake slides into the mans mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy” The man swallowed with an audible gulp – as large as it is, it didn’t go down easy. “Now for the main course” James said wryly. James’s beady eyes dart all over looking for what he would feed the man.  Holding the mans nose up to the fold of his legs the man took a deep smell all the way into James’s core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot entered his lungs. He gagged, “you will not be denied your feast” james said Taking one of the leg pustules into the mans mouth, he bit down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into his throat and strikes your his. With the taste of pure rot, his gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down his throat and into his stomach. Finally the man was forced to pull apart the crux of James’s legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Legs" was said from the corpulent James but he barely noticed. Sliding a finger into the goop, James happily placed it into the mans mouth and forces the man to suckle it down. No longer could the man resist James forced him to  hog it down, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down his throat. The mans stomach was full and he was picking his teeth of bits of flesh James kisses the man deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips and then swallowed the man whole.
TRIGGER WARNING THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING REALLY BAD
 TLDR James eats a random guy and he is really fucking disgusting
Oscar and Nathan were speechless the whole time, watching in shock they begin to run as James begins to slither towards them like a slug. Nathan picks Oscar up and jumps as far away as possible. In the distance Oscar turns around watching James slowly grow in the distance. He knew they couldn’t run forever James had to be stopped. “Nathan, you have to defend the world against James” Oscar said, “His evil is too great, he will devour the world if we don’t stop him. He is… the biggest guy of all. Nathan looked at Oscar and nodded They landed infront of a large house and they heard a song playing from inside, a song that you could never mistake. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVsJYt0Y4X4) Rich Piana burst out the front door carrying a 200 Litre protein shake containing 2000 scoops of Mutant Mass formula TM
 “COOOOMOOON DON’T YOU WANNA GET BIG”
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CHAPTER 2
Thomas gazed deeply in to the sky. He may have been defeated, but he was not destroyed. "I... How?" Thomas whispered desperately. "H...how could Nathan possibly defeat me? It's... It's not possible!" He roared, voice dripping with rage.
Thomas's deep, masculine, super sighted blue eyes peered into the stars  and he blew one up using his powerful vision
he looked away for a second then jumped 1000 meters up in the air using his ultra natty powerful legs which he'd developed from multiple 20hr a day leg workouts for multiple years, this of course was achievable by only someone with the most perfect workout regime and genetics, someone like Thomas
Thomas glided using his lats which appeared to be so wide that he looked like a gliding bat thing that can glide and Thomas did what they did and glided to his base, the Thomas cave (batman based his batcave after this cave)
He was inside his thomas cave, he looked at the Camera and winked "time to defeat nathan"
immediately thomas created a gym using sheer brain power, it was the perfect gym, everything he needed
no one has better gyms than me, i have the best gyms
I must defeat nathan but to do this I will use my natural lifting powers to do it, otherwise i wouldn't be natty like Rich Piana my idol
Thomas decided he must do six 8 hour leg work outs, 10 8 hour arm work outs and 20  5 hour chest work outs in a day to defeat nathan for sure
b...but how? how can i do it?
Thomas focused his mind and squeezed his brain muscles creating a bend in time making days longer for himself
I've done it RIch... i've done whatever it takes
Thomas took a chug from a 5% nutrition rich piana preworkout bottle
he'd done it, now he could train harder than anyone had ever thought possible
*change over to nathan and oscar*
"hahahahaha who could've imagine Oscar a WEAK PATHETIC INCEL WORHTLESS PIECE OF TRASH SCUM FAGGOT LOSER IDIOT DIPSHIT DICKHEAD MORON RETARD NIGGER could have helped me defeat thomas" he said to Oscar
Oscar trembeled realizing that regardless of the fact he'd helped nathan, he was still a weak dyel who couldn't even OHP his arms, squat his body, bench press his arms, or deadlift the air
Oscar was worried however about something else, that Nathan a SEX GOD OF PURE MUSCLE 500kg was becoming complacent
Nathan had become so confident that he believed no one could defeat him now
N...Nathan muttered Oscar w...what if T..t...t....t....Thomas comes back
Nathan began to talk as softly as he could as not to blow Oscar away with his EXTREMELY SUPER POWERFUL SUPER SONIC VOICE which was deadly even at such a low volume
unfortunately, Oscar being such a DYEL FAGGOT was blown 1000s of kilometers away despite nathans efforts
At that moment Thomas's dream girl was walking past on the other side of the treat
street*
Nathan ignored her knowing she would come to him because of his mere confidence...
...
he was right
She walked over to Nathan hopefully hoping he would notice her
Nathan grunted and did 100x Pussy fucks for 5 sets in 5 seconds
he then threw her away
sending her flying for 1000s of kilometers
she landed next to oscar who was near Thomas's cave
she ran into it knowing thomas would give her protection
you see she had been infatuated by Nathan's Old Spice scent which made her uncontrollable
THOMAS THOMAS SHE CRIED OUT
NATHAN RAPED ME
THOMAS'S EYES WENT BLOODSHOT RED AND HE YELLED OUT A DEAFENING ROAR ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATINJG WHAT WAS LEFT OF OSCARS BODY OUTSIDE
by this time thomas's super training had made him twice as big as he was before
he now weighed 1200kg
-5% body fat
he had grown 2 feet taller
actually 3
and finally his HUGE PENIS
matched his body
you see Thomas before lifting had an EXTREMELY BIG HUGE PENIS
it was 30 inches long
only now did it look natural on his body
  he now weighed 1200kg
-5% body fat
he had grown 2 feet taller
wait
3
and finally his HUGE PENIS
Matched his body
You see Thomas before lifting had an EXTREMELY BIG HUGE PENIS
It was 30 inches long
Only now did it look natural on his body
He had trained his penis so that it could be used as a third leg
This increase his jumping, running and other abilities
Thomas let out a ROAR like Godzilla and king Kong or some shit
and jumped 10 billion kilometers into the air
or space or something
he landed down
on earth
directly in front of Nathan
this sent Nathan a BIG GUY (4u)
sent tumbling 100s of meters away
Thomas immediately ran fast to where he landed (faster than Usain bolt)
Thomas GRABBED NATHANS HEAD
and started to squeeze it like the MOUNTAIN IN GAM EOF THRONES LIKE HE DID TO OBEREYN OR W/e his name is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS2IYyywZMs
reference
HE EXPLODED NATHANS HEAD
and ripped all of his organs and corpse apart
Oscar had finally caught back up to where Nathan was and he had seen what just happened
Oscar should have been destroyed
however
he had 2 things left
his HUGE BRAIN
and his unbreakable penis bone
Thomas scuffed, heh, weakling what are u going to do? Where do you even work out?
Oscar looked up front Nathans destroyed corpse... and dramatically looked Thomas in the face
"The Library"
he began spinning on his penis bone using his head to whack Thomas similar to how a Beyblade would spin
his head was so big due to his superior intellect that Thomas was unsure what to do
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Thomas kept getting hit by Oscar's HUGE BRAIN
it made him trip and fall over again and again
Thomas, like a coward ran away back to his Cave
Oscar had saved the day... but could he save Nathan?
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