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monk3yman:

❛ I don’t get it. If it’s pure alcohol wouldn’t yew save money if yew just drank it like that? We could get drunk faster. ❜

‘have you tasted that shit though? i’d rather spend some more money on good tasting alcohol than just pure,’

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YOU DON’T WANT TO FUCK AROUND WITH ME YOU’RE TALKING TO A GOD DAMN G O D.

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Cue a skeleton waving a bottle of vodka, "Wanna help me finish this?"

‘i would love to,’

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whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*

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@nazarct Leaves a six pack of beer by Murdoc's place (BUt it's not even cold 💀)

@nazarct

eyes peer over when the six-pack of beer was placed nearby, a grin growing upon his lips.‘thank you.’

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He said then, um, he will die hating you.

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‘were from heaven,’

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Like/reblog for a starter!

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Murdoc Niccals is a twat.

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all hail our lord and savior

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v

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‘were from heaven,’

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can you BELIEVE when i think of you i think "oh neat it's the tesco murdoc with the edgy dark icons that i need to squint at to see" seriously you're the best

If i had a penny for every ask i got about those damn icons i'd be rich by now. Still too lazy to change every single one tho!! Im sad im kinda letting this blog die bcz i love everyone in the fucking fandom but it just happens????

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some days i wonder why so many murdoc blogs are deleted or abandoned but then i remember that when i started this i did it as a joke and only really expected it to last two weeks but no oddly enough i’ve kept this charade up for five months and nobody’s realised that i’m a terrible murdoc lmao