computerfrog2000
computerfrog2000
Thingamajig Of A Guy
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hi my name is Will. He/They. Mid 20s
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computerfrog2000 · 15 hours ago
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creepers are such a hilariously bad thing to put in a sandbox game
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computerfrog2000 · 15 hours ago
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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computerfrog2000 · 18 hours ago
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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here
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computerfrog2000 · 18 hours ago
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Source: ayumioyabun
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computerfrog2000 · 18 hours ago
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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM
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computerfrog2000 · 19 hours ago
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computerfrog2000 · 1 day ago
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Grandpa gator and his rowdy grandsons
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computerfrog2000 · 1 day ago
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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
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computerfrog2000 · 1 day ago
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Dhritiman Mukherjee, photographer
Critically endangered freshwater gharial. Once numbering over 20,000 in South Asia, fewer than 1,000 adults remain today, with most concentrated in a sanctuary in Uttar Pradesh. Unlike other crocodiles, the unique shape of the gharial's snout prevents it from carrying its babies in its mouth, so the little ones cling to its head and back for protection and connection.
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computerfrog2000 · 1 day ago
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(deep gasp out of a sleep) MORE KNUCKLE TATTOOS
BOLO TIES * DIET RITE * BODY WASH
SOLO DUET * DUKE HURL * WINK WINK
BANK TUBE * TUNA FISH * UNDO USER
TWAT TZAR * SKID MARK * SKIN TAXI
TOOT BOOT * SELF SERF * HONK SHOO
QUIZ SHOW * PURE OWLS * PUBE RASH
PORK DORK * TRAD GOTH * WHEN FOOD
TITS TOTS * THIS HERE * FONT FOOL
GIRL WHAT * THUS WRIT * A$AP YAMS
WAGE RAGE * VEER LEFT * WARM TUGS
YOUR TOMB * THUG LICE * NONE OWED
RUMP PALS * FROG OILS * NUNS BUNS
POSH TART * NOUN VERB * MISS MAYO
NEED NAAN * META DATA * MALE GAZE
LAWN CARE * RACK RUIN * LARD LIPS
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computerfrog2000 · 1 day ago
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My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things
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computerfrog2000 · 2 days ago
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cats are really good at looking at things. very useful
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computerfrog2000 · 4 days ago
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everything is very bad in this modern age but i truly think Merlin Bird ID App is a wonder so astonishing that it almost makes everything else worth it. like you can just sit somewhere and listen to birds and 4 minutes later you will know stuff you didn't know before. not only that but you might even retain that knowledge. this morning i sat with my coffee and let Merlin record my surroundings for 4 minutes and now i know 1) what a northern parula sounds like 2) that i have been listening to northern parulas for years without being aware that they even existed. this cheerful little gold-and-gray guy has been trilling at me my whole life and i've never known his name and now i do! you can sit there and hear something and think "that sounds familiar, i'd like to know what that is" and then look down and see the little bird ID light up LIVE. ohhh of course, a red-eyed vireo, how could i have forgotten. AI good actually.
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computerfrog2000 · 4 days ago
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My Little Phony: Imposture is Magic
My Little Crony: Favoritism is Sorcery
My Little Felony: Manslaughter is Witchcraft
My Little Peony: Horticulture is of the Devil
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computerfrog2000 · 4 days ago
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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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computerfrog2000 · 6 days ago
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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computerfrog2000 · 6 days ago
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🐈‍⬛ "she looks so hard to knock over" - a friend
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