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creepers are such a hilariously bad thing to put in a sandbox game

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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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Source: ayumioyabun

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SGKSGKSGK MA’AM

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Grandpa gator and his rowdy grandsons

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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

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Dhritiman Mukherjee, photographer

Critically endangered freshwater gharial. Once numbering over 20,000 in South Asia, fewer than 1,000 adults remain today, with most concentrated in a sanctuary in Uttar Pradesh. Unlike other crocodiles, the unique shape of the gharial's snout prevents it from carrying its babies in its mouth, so the little ones cling to its head and back for protection and connection.

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(deep gasp out of a sleep) MORE KNUCKLE TATTOOS

BOLO TIES * DIET RITE * BODY WASH

SOLO DUET * DUKE HURL * WINK WINK

BANK TUBE * TUNA FISH * UNDO USER

TWAT TZAR * SKID MARK * SKIN TAXI

TOOT BOOT * SELF SERF * HONK SHOO

QUIZ SHOW * PURE OWLS * PUBE RASH

PORK DORK * TRAD GOTH * WHEN FOOD

TITS TOTS * THIS HERE * FONT FOOL

GIRL WHAT * THUS WRIT * A$AP YAMS

WAGE RAGE * VEER LEFT * WARM TUGS

YOUR TOMB * THUG LICE * NONE OWED

RUMP PALS * FROG OILS * NUNS BUNS

POSH TART * NOUN VERB * MISS MAYO

NEED NAAN * META DATA * MALE GAZE

LAWN CARE * RACK RUIN * LARD LIPS

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My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

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cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

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everything is very bad in this modern age but i truly think Merlin Bird ID App is a wonder so astonishing that it almost makes everything else worth it. like you can just sit somewhere and listen to birds and 4 minutes later you will know stuff you didn't know before. not only that but you might even retain that knowledge. this morning i sat with my coffee and let Merlin record my surroundings for 4 minutes and now i know 1) what a northern parula sounds like 2) that i have been listening to northern parulas for years without being aware that they even existed. this cheerful little gold-and-gray guy has been trilling at me my whole life and i've never known his name and now i do! you can sit there and hear something and think "that sounds familiar, i'd like to know what that is" and then look down and see the little bird ID light up LIVE. ohhh of course, a red-eyed vireo, how could i have forgotten. AI good actually.

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My Little Phony: Imposture is Magic

My Little Crony: Favoritism is Sorcery

My Little Felony: Manslaughter is Witchcraft

My Little Peony: Horticulture is of the Devil

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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🐈‍⬛ "she looks so hard to knock over" - a friend