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[computertranny]

if I was a union member and the elected leader of my union, upon hearing that police had arrived and want to question him, told me to go and get the shittiest most uncomfortable chair I could find, I would fall deeply in love with that man and put his portrait up in my home

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im a tranny. reblog if u are a tranny

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"we pay you too much to just stand around" you are paying me a Minimum Wage That Hasnt Been Livable In Decades annd Three Nickels i will go into the bathroom and jerk off on company time if i so pleasies. thank you

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crazy that none of the mras ever get their blogs deleted while transfems are deleted in droves. I wonder why.

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babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry

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This is hows i looks bringing my stuff animal to the function

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24 hours no sucking on breasts

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I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

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10 billion beautifu lwomen on mu phone,

waow

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The most attractive female character design possible. They made this woman for me

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yeah you caught me im actually in the pocket of Big Body Hair. they're paying me crazy amounts of money to brainwash impressionable women into ruining their bodies by not shaving their legs.

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has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

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it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

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that “looking for a man in finance with a trust fund 6’5” blue eyes” song on tiktok makes me feel like an insane person because i cannot stress enough how much i never ever want to meet that man

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no. stop. i am never playing Outer Wilds. out of spite. and every time you tell me to play it, I bombard the Steam shop with negative psychic energies