comrade-jiang

[comrade-jiang]

[BZZZZZZZZT]

[SOUND OF POTS, PANS, MISCELLANEOUS WEAPONS AND ARMOR FLYING AROUND AND CLANGING ON WALLS]

AAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK

With the imminent destruction of Twitter, suddenly Tumblr has become worth revisiting. So... we're back.

[comrade-jiang]

Listen up, cowboys. For you who are new to the Cowboy RPG, this post is for you.

I see a lot of you cowboys, especially y'all City Slickers, spammin’ moves. Now, you got a whole moveset and y'only usin’ one or two? Let the head honcho show you how to do it.

Now, most of y'all below level 20 like to spam the [HOWDY_HEAVY] ability on anything you see. Now while this may work on our low-level varmints, higher-level NPC desperados and sheriffs have a punish coded into their AI to take advantage of attacks with a high recovery time! And these tactics certainly won’t work on other cowboys. And if it does, they’re no better than a varmint.

Now, y'all got a whole toolbar down there. Map [HOWDY_HEAVY] to 2 so y'ain’t tempted to spam it every time its cooldown wears off. Y'all can keep [HOWDY_LIGHT] on M2, and move your [SIXSHOOTER] ability to M1. It’s gonna be a while before any of y'all get the [BULLWHIP] ability, so that cattleman’s revolver is the best y'got for the time bein’.

Dependin’ on what recovery ability y'all picked at character generation, I got a few different healin’ methods.

If ya picked [SIESTA], map it to 4 and keep your distance. The other cowboys and even our varmints are smart enough to use it as a time to strike. The perfect ability to pair [SIESTA] with is [PARLOR_TRICK], which can stun for a few seconds if executed right n’ well.

If y'got [MIGHTY_FINE_DAY], then y'all are basically set! You can move and fight while you heal! Map it to 4. Only downside is the healin’ happens slower than most varmints can do damage. Keep your fightin’ down to 1v1, pardner.

Finally, [SNAKE_OIL] is more a buff, but it does grant you some temp HP in addition to puttin’ [RATTLESNAKE_POISON] on your melee weapon for seven seconds. Map that to 1. That poison can chew down even the toughest varmint’s healthbar!

Now, back to the [HOWDY] combo setup. If you cowpokes still ain’t gettin’ it…

Use this. Howdy Light, Howdy Light, Howdy Light, then you Howdy Heavy.

[comrade-jiang]

[comrade-jiang]

[comrade-jiang]

[comrade-jiang]

Literally no trope emotionally fucks me up faster than “Character outlives their lover by many years and at the end of their life their lover comes to escort them from the world” like I only have to think about it hypothetically to start crying.

[comrade-jiang]

Kill yourself, fascist, there's still time :)

edgy

[comrade-jiang]

if deleted profiles didn’t get nuked i’d point it out for you, but for now, take the fact that people in his chain of followers’ immediate response to a tumblr getting deleted is that someone should be killed. for someone who isn’t fascist, he has a lot of fascist orbiters.

Enrique262 is a military obsessed far right fascist neo liberal. Very popular in south america

fascists tend to gain popularity when desperation is afoot. expect people like him in Venezuela to start chopping off heads when the government eventually ceases to function.

[comrade-jiang]

all of these absolutely had fascist tendencies as well, and pinochet actually committed genocide on his political opponents. the link between neolib and fascist beliefs is closer than most people understand.

Enrique262 is a military obsessed far right fascist neo liberal. Very popular in south america

fascists tend to gain popularity when desperation is afoot. expect people like him in Venezuela to start chopping off heads when the government eventually ceases to function.

[comrade-jiang]

Grow up

i’m probably older than you

[comrade-jiang]

Live in Antarctica if you want to be anarchist

i’d rather build it here. you’re welcome to stop me, i guess

[comrade-jiang]

MAN FUCK YOU enrique ain't a facist also fuck you for supporting the venezuelan goverment -still trapped in venezuela-

didn’t say he was, and didn’t ever show support for their government either. i think they and the government are both idiots, and i will never support any government entity. have fun crying about it, snowflake.

[comrade-jiang]

You really think the government is capable of taking care of you without exploiting you?

no, i don’t, that’s why i have “kill the state” in my bio

[comrade-jiang]

culled

yeah they did cull that guy, pretty cool imo

[comrade-jiang]

whine about it more. idk why this post from like 2 years ago is popular again (probably from enrique crying that they tanked his account) but i like it

Enrique262 is a military obsessed far right fascist neo liberal. Very popular in south america

fascists tend to gain popularity when desperation is afoot. expect people like him in Venezuela to start chopping off heads when the government eventually ceases to function.

[comrade-jiang]

good lol

Enrique262 is a military obsessed far right fascist neo liberal. Very popular in south america

fascists tend to gain popularity when desperation is afoot. expect people like him in Venezuela to start chopping off heads when the government eventually ceases to function.

[comrade-jiang]

sort of? the term “zombie” comes from voodoo, but the way zombies act in media now is mostly from night of the living dead

Character in a zombie series: What are those Things™? Those Things™ can’t be human… at least, not anymore. If I get bit, take me down, I don’t wanna be one of those… Things™. Me: