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the 2020s really will have the gayest looking alt girl you've ever seen dating a guy who looks like the primordial 'mid 20s white brunette man' from plato's realm of forms. we need to pass some kind of law

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i'm not sure if you've had this one already but i believe the coolant signs go extremely hard

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many are saying it’s time we all fused our bones together in a mad tower and travailed to scrape down the stars; to pierce the very vault of heaven

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would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards

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lets roll up with mama

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ummmm is this yall mutual??? *picture of a trout*

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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before

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hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

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The closer you get, the less I recognize

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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fuck my stupid baka life but not this gay earth. never this gay earth

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godot from ace attorney is unfuckable! what the fuck do you think this is? x-men? tron?? take the visor off idiot you’re scaring the hoes

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It must be hard for Mrs. Columbo to be a fan of anything. Any time she's into a writer, a movie star, a TV show, her husband comes home and goes "You'll never guess who I met today at work!" and a couple of days later goes "You'll never guess who the murderer was."

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#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess