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And they were roommates...

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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

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embarrassment has good bones

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Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.

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dont really care about the video but im obsessed with the term friendslop. girl youre my friendslop :) we're friendslop :)

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tvtropes is awesome

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i’m speechless

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me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

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Anyone know what it's like in Wigan?

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everybody has something to say about greg heffley but nobody wants to discuss the spectre of physical abuse haunting the diary of a wimpy kid books….kidlit holden caulfield i saw you

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i like how it feels to wear boots. i like to lace them slightly too tightly and feel them grip my ankles.

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me and stevo talk about the commodification of alternative crowds

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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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Forever obssesed with trap discourse. It makes it so clear that the thing men care about is the opinion of other men. Whether fucking a trap makes you gay or not is ever subject to the opinion of "trap" involved. On forums they never discuss the interior world of "trap". The "trap" is an object. A thing shaped like a woman. It's up to the opinion of other men if it's gay or not. Never the person being fucked. This is why men get so angry when a character that is ambiguous is made trans in a sequel, it collapses the fantasy. It forces them to acknowledge the thing they want to have sex with is a person.