just an 21 year old dork who wants to be an animator. can't draw, can't swim, I can't dance and I don't know karate. Face it, I'm never gonna make it.
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Magic: the Gathering - Those ‘Other’ Card Games
Explore other games the LGS owner said …
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"I know us bards get a reputation for being promiscuous and flirty, but if I wasn't would I have my awesome wife and beautiful stepchildren?"
"Those are dragons"
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whole pussy out
dirt in my mouth
sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south
bone removal
without approval
i found your name and address on the google
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Excuse me, could I use the bathroom? I need to powder my
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Smartest Disease: The Plague That Apparently Knows Fractions
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take a fucking shower or you’ll be sent to the shadow realm
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