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I’m rereading the hunger games after finishing Sunrise on the Reaping, and this is evil (it’s the convo Katniss and Haymitch have after she shoots an arrow at the gamemakers during her evaluation)

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I just know girlie took some time to adjust to having a little brother again

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The house on her shoulder was done by a friend who stole my laptop. You’re welcome Riley

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glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

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going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

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[Logic: trivial, success] you can't get a trans girl pregnant

[Volition: legendary, success] yes you can. I've done it before

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genuinely especially with everything happening in britain rn with regards to trans healthcare we need to start shutting down the "your brain doesn't fully develop until 25!" pseudoscience bullshit asap

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I went to Mad At You Island and there was this really old mean communist guy there with a really old gun, also some weird fucking bug, yeah

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hmmm

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“Umm it will actually be very difficult for universities to divest from israel and arms manufacturers without tuition skyrocketing 🤓☝🏼” why is the financial stability of a college (and the economy at large, especially in the us) so reliant on what amounts to war profiteering to begin with? Why is that an inevitability that we’re supposed to accept?

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*received phone call from weed cigarette*

Weed cigarette: Please don't smoke me. I don't want to die

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another one

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the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

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being a teenager thats like "ewww i hate adult media its all about divorce and drinking and arguing and stupid adult stuff i'd rather watch kids shows instead!" and then transitioning into an adult thats like "yessssss when they're divorced and drinking and arguingggggg yassss #bliss! 😍"

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies