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IM FUCKING TRYING TO BE PETA

#((I'm queuing this like 11 months away lol hope this doesn't drop at an awkward time))#smile#on air and online (broadcasting)
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Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer
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Beautiful cock, but we need to pivot to your balls & taint. They're trending better with the hip demographic — influencers and the like. These are the people who decide what's "in" and what's "out".
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Would you believe this collection of vintage religion imagery?
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scientists use the term cum for molten sperm that is underground and jizz for sperm that reaches the surface
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heard a song in my dream last night with the lyrics ‘she got that junji ito pussy, a hole that was made for me’
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rate your anti-sex playlist
it can be a pro sex playlist depending on how strong your resolve is




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as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at my cock and realize its curving left!
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i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*
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