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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur
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big strong knights covered in blood looking at you like a feral animal. that’s the post
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Sylus: My girl and I don't argue. She shoot me in the chest with my own gun and I walk it off like a man.
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serena crane, prescription for lilies
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of course she has "doe eyes" what else would she have. look at her. she's literally just a baby deer. just a tiny little fawn. now she's whimpering because she's so small and confused. you can see it in her eyes. which are doe eyes because that's what she is.
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beloved dream,take shelter in the growing flowers
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it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves
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sticker that says “i can be trusted with voice memos people send me i will not replay them over and over and jerk off to them for days or weeks”
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dads will be like i have to watch the loudest video alive
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youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button
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