conductorofmalpractice

[conductorofmalpractice]

[conductorofmalpractice]

I literally saw this and went "I need to reblog this now" before I even saw you tag me

[conductorofmalpractice]

you always lose. you always lose. no matter how you play. you lose. you lose. you lose. others win. you are a lost cause. your strategy is irrelevant. you lose and you lose and you lose and you lose and you lose and you lose and you lose and you lose and you lose you lose and you lose and you lose and you lose you lose and you lose and you lose and you lose and

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i see the R E S T and instead of reading the rest of the word i'm going to assume you're saying R E S T A U R A N T. you are asking me out

help

how do i get rid of an eldritch being who keeps hitting on me and making me extremely uncomfortable. i feel like he would like dip me in lava head-first and then try to kiss me and call that rizz. i dont know how to get rid of him.

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by saying yes. go out with me. i'll take you to Bizkut Palace

help

how do i get rid of an eldritch being who keeps hitting on me and making me extremely uncomfortable. i feel like he would like dip me in lava head-first and then try to kiss me and call that rizz. i dont know how to get rid of him.

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No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes And no one knows what it's like To be hated To be fated to telling only lies

But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free

No one knows what it's like To feel these feelings Like I do And I blame you (you, you, you) No one bites back as hard On their anger None of my pain and woe Can show through

But my dreams they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free

No one knows what it's like To be mistreated, to be defeated Behind blue eyes And no one knows how to say That they're sorry and don't worry I'm not telling lies

But my dreams, they aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free

No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes

decided to take a break from terrorizing the island to attend the 1999 Woodstock Limp Bizkut performance

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decided to take a break from terrorizing the island to attend the 1999 Woodstock Limp Bizkut performance

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i wish limp bizkut was canon to the island 😓 when i reminisce ignorance was bliss back in the days where the magic exist never be the same as it was cause the way it was yuh yuh yuh

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can't believe @tieflingheart escaped from my evil box like 3 days into being in it. why don't you like the cold darkness of my pit pensive emoji

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Today is a good day to uhhhh to today is a good day to I think today is a good day tooooo. Blow up the island and make a bridge out of heads or something

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you will not. hope this helps

Well ... that was ... overwhelming-

Hells, why do I feel like I just drank about 30 shots of espresso?

Ugh, I just need a good nights sleep, I'll feel better in the mornin'.

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hey guys I keep accidently reblogging stuff to the wrong account so if you see conductorofmalpractice reblogging sexy chris redfield please ignore that. not canon to wild west

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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what treacherous things could i do with concentrated pineapple juice. could i dissolve someone

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just found some elmer's glue in simon's cabinet. might use it to glue some corpses together when no one's looking. might drink it! free will is interesting

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that was like 2 days ago. i'm a changed manthing

AITA for Killing My Lesser Halves' Best Friend / Sort-Of Creators Wife's Brother?

I was straight up minding my business trying to learn about the infusion of X into a two-lived cowboy when the idiot jumped in front of the gun lol. now everyone's lowkey kinda mad? sucks to suck bro. what is this island coming to. can we call off the manhunt yet orrrr...

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i fixed it if you guys even care

"you spelled conductor wrong" "why did you spell conductor with an E" you all misunderstand. i do not bow to the conductor of the train because i did not come in on the train therefore i can spell it however i want. create your own truth, for it is power.