coneindajunkyard

[coneindajunkyard]

/// hahaha lol good run everyone!!! been a good time fucking around on this blog but actually. i think i might need to cancel bc my schizophrenia is getting super fucking bad lately. im scared that i might majorly fuckup so i think it's best i cancel the blog. sayonara phighting parody tumblr! loved y'all ✌️

[coneindajunkyard]

TRAFFIC YOUR TAGS

whuh- huh

WAIT WHAT. WDYM THERES A CREATURE

[coneindajunkyard]

...i'm takin' all those damn ugly ass bowties after this...

"I hope you're aware that she's unhappy with you."

"So, let us settle this, get it over with. Its better that way for the both of us."

-@divine-a-gift-from-above (Ghostwalker)

I- uh. fuckin'- Is it YOU who's doin' this weird shit to me??? then it makes no fuckin' sense... i- you're the one of the ones that i've been doin' this chaotic stuff to??

also no. i'm takin' ur necktie collection when i figure out what's breathing down my neck.

[coneindajunkyard]

whuh? lil voice? th' hell you mean, dudebro?

"I hope you're aware that she's unhappy with you."

"So, let us settle this, get it over with. Its better that way for the both of us."

-@divine-a-gift-from-above (Ghostwalker)

I- uh. fuckin'- Is it YOU who's doin' this weird shit to me??? then it makes no fuckin' sense... i- you're the one of the ones that i've been doin' this chaotic stuff to??

also no. i'm takin' ur necktie collection when i figure out what's breathing down my neck.

[coneindajunkyard]

yeah, probably totally darkheart.

yea sure. listen, i- uhm. okay. I know ur fully plannin' on dissectin' me here...

..i don't think it'll work. i- i cut my finger on some scrap yesterday and just. i watched it heal. instantly. i don't know what's up or anythin', dude. i'm freakin' the fuck out.

"I hope you're aware that she's unhappy with you."

"So, let us settle this, get it over with. Its better that way for the both of us."

-@divine-a-gift-from-above (Ghostwalker)

I- uh. fuckin'- Is it YOU who's doin' this weird shit to me??? then it makes no fuckin' sense... i- you're the one of the ones that i've been doin' this chaotic stuff to??

also no. i'm takin' ur necktie collection when i figure out what's breathing down my neck.

[coneindajunkyard]

"I hope you're aware that she's unhappy with you."

"So, let us settle this, get it over with. Its better that way for the both of us."

-@divine-a-gift-from-above (Ghostwalker)

I- uh. fuckin'- Is it YOU who's doin' this weird shit to me??? then it makes no fuckin' sense... i- you're the one of the ones that i've been doin' this chaotic stuff to??

also no. i'm takin' ur necktie collection when i figure out what's breathing down my neck.

[coneindajunkyard]

dudes. bros.

my fuckin shadow is GONE. it's just fuckin gone, dude. It's- i can't tell if im fucking tripping but oh my god.

[coneindajunkyard]

feelin weird lately. i. i've been doing things i cant normally do. i black out and wake up and suddenly i've done something so stupidly elaborate to fuck someone over. im gettin louder and more.. angry. i don't know what's wrong with me. my skin doesnt feel like my own, dudes. its getting more and more frequent, these. blackouts keep happening.

i woke up one time and i don't actually know how i fucken got there but i was in darkheart's realm or something spraypainting shit on walls and i.

i don't fucking know anymore.

[coneindajunkyard]

and im impressed by ur ability to cosplay as a geriatric grandfather yet here we are. also i took ur teabags and replaced them with lil seed packets. maybe u guys can put all that hatred in your heart into growing a garden and finally feel better ab urselves

just took all the handles off your mugs lmao

-from, traffic ( @coneindajunkyard )

"We do not have mugs, only teacups."

"& it's a minor inconvenience nonetheless, but I must say- I am impressed from your determination."

[coneindajunkyard]

listen lil bro. u should be questioning me more ab the apiary in his bathroom (13000 bees) than the screws

lil' guy? i uh. i stole all the handles from the mugs illumina and ghostwalker had. you want some?

-from, traffic ( @coneindajunkyard )

..you— you what?

I’m kind of impressed but also really worried for you…

Don’t mess with those two. It’s a bad idea, trust me!

[coneindajunkyard]

o yah, trust me. i'll be fine. i keep harassing the subspace that dissected you. also apparently he's gunna try and poison you now..so..

btw do u want the screws i took from that subspace's furniture.

lil' guy? i uh. i stole all the handles from the mugs illumina and ghostwalker had. you want some?

-from, traffic ( @coneindajunkyard )

..you— you what?

I’m kind of impressed but also really worried for you…

Don’t mess with those two. It’s a bad idea, trust me!

[coneindajunkyard]

{ ooc: this one is mine lmao i love him sm hehehehssheheh everyone pls go say a very polite hi to my beautiful gorgeous husband @poison-and-sparkles }

is ur creator single

I DO NOT KNOW. I FOCUS ONLY ON MY GIVEN TASK, NOT THE RELATIONSHIP STATUS OF MY CREATOR.

[coneindajunkyard]

mmmmm. i think you should be more scared of me.

-pissed in all of your indoor houseplants

-constructed an apiary in your bathroom (13000 bees!)

-organized a threesome with your parents

-hacked your twitter account, and now you're following jeffery epistein

ohhh noooo.... looks like the blueprints for your robots got leaked as pdf files online.... waiiit did someone also take the screws from all of your furniture?... oh noooooo....

- evilly from, evil traffic (@coneindajunkyard (evil) )

I'm going to find you.

Then I'll give you a real reason to be scared.

[coneindajunkyard]

and also me ✌️

is ur creator single

I DO NOT KNOW. I FOCUS ONLY ON MY GIVEN TASK, NOT THE RELATIONSHIP STATUS OF MY CREATOR.

[coneindajunkyard]

There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. A fat, sprawling thing that crouches in the shadowed corner. It thrums with life and malice. I could sit there for hours, watching the swirls of pulp and paper on its surface. I have done. It is not the patterns that enthral me, I’m not one of those fools chasing fractals; no, it’s what sings behind them. Sings that I am beautiful. Sings that I am a home. That I can be fully consumed by what loves me.I don’t know how long the nest has been there. It’s not even my house, I just live there. Some sweaty old man thinks he owns it, taking money for my presence as though it will save him. I used to worry about it, you know. I remember, before the dreams, I would spend so long worrying about that money. About how I could afford to live there. Now I know that whatever the old man thinks, as he passes about the house with brow crinkled and mouth puckered in disapproval, it is not his. It has a thousand truer owners who shift and live and sing within the very walls of the building. He does not even know about the wasps’ nest. I wonder how long he has not known. How many years it has been there.

I do not know why the hive chose me, but it did. And I think that it always had. The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

yeah sorry im burning your house down. no flesh hive for you.

[coneindajunkyard]

WAIT IT'S THIS LITTLE BASTARD THAT DISSECTED YOU?? THE GUY WHO FINISHES QUICKER THAN A TODDLER WHO WAS HANDED A CAPRI SUN??

[Traffic practically picks up Icedagger, the whole scene resembling that one meme.]

NAH GET THE FUCK AWAY YOU CRINKLY DINKLY, SCRAPPY WAPPY, BONE-THIN, IRONING BOARD HEADASS. YOU SMELL LIKE MINECRAFT AXOLOTLS AND TASTE LIKE SKATEBOARD'S DEFINITION OF A 'CHEMTRAIL'. DIVORCED ASS HOE.

[Traffic then throws a brick at Subspace.]

"Hm..? Think you can just run away?"

"Hate to break it to you but...that's fortunately not the case! Hello again~!"

-@blackrocks-greatest-mind

You..!

Phuck you!! Get away from me!!! I-If you try to hurt me again, I’ll freeze you into an ice cube!

*They’re shaking like a leaf*

[coneindajunkyard]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

hehehe....fish....they go splap splap splap...