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being a girl is like planning when to wash your hair depending on who you are going meet throughout the week
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the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury
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me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud
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Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
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