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Hello, it’s Vitya, the one with the cancer. I have good news this time! Firstly, your gif made me smile. I cannot express how much it meant to me to be able to speak freely for a moment. People expect you to be hopeful with these sorts of things and nobody took well to my attitude surrounding it.

Secondly, the largest of the tumours has stopped growing, the others have slowed significantly. My medical team and I are reconsidering our options.

I am hopeful that I will see my next birthday this December. If I do, I’m going to get piss drunk with my work partner. It sounds like a sad celebration, I know, but I cannot think of anything more joyful that we could do. He has been here for me even while I have pushed him away. I am an absolute idiot for doing that.

And lastly, every time I have to go back to the hospital I think to myself, “I don't want to go dentist, Jake. They put you in a hole filled with snakes and rotten butter and they leave you there.” And the waiting room really does feel like a hole filled with snakes and rotten butter. So does the entire building. I’ve never been more glad I didn’t go into the medical field. Imagine working every day in a hole filled with snakes and rotten butter…

I'm so happy Adventure Time brings you comfort.

AT was my comfort show during my last two years of high school. This was my comfort blog. School for me felt like that episode where Jake gets trapped in the pit.

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Like this if adventure time is ur comfort show🤎🤍🧸☆°*~

Mathematical!

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It is against Tumblr guidelines to ask about Lady Rainicorn.

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Shit. I forgot.

Welp. Ask box is open for all your love problems and shenanigans.

It's July. You know what that means...

The return of something nobody asked for!

LoveFession 2024 will be held next weekend July 11-14.

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It's July. You know what that means...

The return of something nobody asked for!

LoveFession 2024 will be held next weekend July 11-14.

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Lumpy space people fusing together when they get married is terrifying. They're like valley girl angler fish

Marriage is terrifying.

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i recently had a sex dream abt prismo and now i like him more as a character??? help???? and i also want him to vore me now sorry :pensive:

I wonder if the creators knew about Rule 34 when they made this show.

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I’m dying. I don’t know where else to say this. I have no one to tell. I used to watch this show as a child. It used to make me so happy. I want someone to know who I was.

My name is Vitya. I am 34 years old. I have inoperable lung cancer. There are tumours in my lungs and my throat. I have less than a year to live. I can hardly breathe. I am from Russia. Most of my family is deceased. I studied for 8 years to be a biomedical engineer before switching paths to work with my current partner on a project that I can’t talk about in detail to protect my identity. My partner says he is going to put my name on everything he publishes after I die. I want to kiss him. He is allowing me to live on. I think I love him. I will keep him at arms length.

I used to like to catch salamanders when I was a little boy. I have been crippled my whole life. I eat snack foods with a fork so I don’t get crumbs on my hands. My partners mother treats me like a second son. My own mother is dead. I can’t bring myself to tell her the news, even if I’m sure her son already has.

I am terrified that the cancer will spread to my brain. My mind has always been all I have and I cannot lose that. I refuse to live that way. If the cancer spreads to my brain and impedes cognition, I will take my own life. I refuse to die as anything but myself. That is the only control I have here and I will not surrender it.

I am foregoing chemotherapy, the little time it would give me is not worth the unpleasantness. Even so, I can’t stop trying to think of ways to save myself. I’ve always thought I was so smart, but I’m at a loss. There is an inoperable tumour in my lung. It is growing rapidly. I have less than a year to live. It cannot be excised. I am not a viable candidate for a transplant. Chemotherapy will only prolong the inevitable. I cannot save myself. All I can do is keep working. Our research won’t be published before I die but I have to keep working. I have to contribute as much as I can before it is too late. I’ve spent my whole adult life working to advance mankind. My work is an open love letter to humanity. I want to make life better for people. Leave a better world for the next generation. Now I am going to die before I can even see my work published, let alone before anything can come of it. I will live on through my work, it is selfish to want to see it utilised, so I will keep working.

My name was Vitya. I was only 34. I will be dead by winter. I loved you all so much.

Bro. I'm so offline these days that I genuinely can't tell if this is a copypasta or a troll but I don't want to have to explain to God why I responded to a dying person's confession with a meme so I'll suspend any disbelief to say I hope you find peace with the life you have remaining.

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I wonder where the obsessive Lemongrab fans ended up.

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Does anybody remember this blog in its peak?

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god. there is only Crumbs for people who identify more with Ice King than pre- OR post-IK Simon. It’s kinda frustrating how he’s discarded- because, while, yeah, Simon wants to leave him behind, IK is a Part of his history now, a part of him. Hell, even if you care more about Simon than IK, investing into the life of IK makes the angst for Simon all the more bitter.

Anyway I gotta start making more Ice King stuff, from ship things, to silly porn, to just him existing as A Guy In Ooo with Memory Problems and Mood Swings and Depression (that is still kind of a dick)

I too often wonder if people prefer a different version of me

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I have a massive crush on Abracadaniel, it's killing me that there's hardly any art of him.

Turn and push

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What's good, fam?

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Sometimes the part where Jake gets restless leg makes me tear up a bit.

Like this post if you cried

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In Obsidian, the line “you always look good after fighting a monster” sounds like an innuendo especially after Marceline calls herself a monster in the song. Also the eyebrows.

The eyebrows.

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i’ve watched adventure 55 times as of today

also with the new Fiona and cake series it will take a little over 59 hours to fully watch everything

Lots of hard work went into the show.

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I remember sending some really weirdly horny asks on here when I was a teenager. Don't know why I latched onto this so much during puberty, there's a really weird post about fionna somewhere on here from me, so I'm glad she's back soon. It's good you didn't die of a heroin overdose in the years since you set this up

It was a weird time.

... and thank you? That's dark.