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Hairspray (2007)

dir. Adam Shankman

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couple cosplay ideas?? (ง ื▿ ื)ว

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i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

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Day 28 of drawing susie every day until the chapters release

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Day 28 of drawing susie every day until the chapters release

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Did Webber ever call the lamb "dad"?

By accident most likely, Lamb wouldn't mind though

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we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing

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Unusual Curses

Doesn't know what doors are. Can't learn.

Slow, inexorable transformation in a tumblr sexyman.

You don't turn into a ravenous wolfman every full moon, but you're utterly convinced you do.

Every car you enter becomes a cybertruck.

Transparent skin and glowing bones.

You constantly hear Doug Walker reacting to everything you do in your head.

You can't perceive cats anymore.

Everyone you love will die, in probably a maximum of 90 years.

Can't ever enter Nevada.

Will instantly die if you ever see a tiktok.

Every meal you eat is mashed potatoes. No matter what you intended to make, order or buy, it's mashed potatoes.

Thou cannot walketh where a passenger pigeon flew this tenday (this was a bigger problem 200 years ago).

In seven days, Sadako will do a corporate buyout of your workplace and fire you.

You are simultaneously desperate to find truth but have limited perceptions and subjective biases that render you fundamentally unable to ever be truly certain of truth, as well as fearing death while being unavoidably mortal, unlike most people who are immortal and know the universe directly.

Fuck this. Fuck you. Crabs upon you.

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For you, Father Strange

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First impressions

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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˙⋆ I laid with you in the biggest grass

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how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont