confusedmayonaise
confusedmayonaise
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My life is about as organized as the 5$ DVD bin at Walmart
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
confusedmayonaise 8 years ago
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me comforting a friend:
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All of it. It鈥檚 all true.
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me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am
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i know everyone likes to know mystical stuff related to your birthday so did you know that you have assigned tarot cards as birth cards/arcana based upon when you were born
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harry鈥檚 behavior in order of the phoenix was ptsd you jerks
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Friend: I have a job, a car and I鈥檓 doing really well in school, what about you?
Me:
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waddup i'm jared i鈥檓 19 and i never fuckin learned how to
communicate effectively with other human beings and form lasting and healthy relationships聽
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He tries, bless his little heart.聽
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when ur jam come on but ur friend aint about it
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no one twerks like gaston
makes it work like gaston
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02.03.17
Finally a free afternoon to study! (Yes this is H2 physics) Look at just how thick my file is! Only 5 subjects but the pace that the lectures are going at is crazy. They usually spend so much time at the beginning redundant parts and rush through the hard parts :( Sighs :( Cheers to 2 years of self studying. Oh and I鈥檒l be attending my 1st MUN (Model United Nation) in 2 weeks!!!! I鈥檓 so nervoussss!
If you guys have any questions like on studies (A level lol) or just general stuff just ask and I鈥檒l try my best to answer them all 鈽猴笍
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Landscapes, 2014聽| by聽Anthony Samaniego
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birds out here making some weird ass sounds
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